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Topic: We all know the facts about Bert.
+Anonymous A — 9.5 years ago #46,662
But what are the alternative facts about him?
+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.5 years ago, 4 minutes later[T] [B] #507,153
what alternative facts
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #507,154
·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #507,155
@previous (A)
> Todd responded by saying "Alternative facts are not facts. They are falsehoods."
Just what I need
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 9.5 years ago, 7 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #507,175
He lost all his money when the stock market crashed and he gave up his house to create a shelter for low-income African Americans.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.5 years ago, 23 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #507,176
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Now, what are the facts?
He lost all of his money buying liquor and walked into a homeless shelter occupied by mostly African Americans where he sucked the cocks of all the men for money to buy drugs and more booze?
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+Anonymous D — 9.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #507,185
@previous (A)
Now you're stating true facts. I thought you wanted alternative facts?
+Anonymous E — 9.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #507,208
@previous (D)
It's believed that Pope Francis will sanctify Bert for his work with nuggets and three confirmed miracles involving demonic transmission without sexual contact.
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