Topic: Hello!

+Anonymous A — 9.5 years ago #46,600

My butt itches. Will you scratch it?

+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.5 years ago, 42 seconds later[T] [B] #506,513

I have a cactus plant on my desk, do you want it?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #506,514

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
It isn't the same as having a soft, feminine hand scratch my buttock.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.5 years ago, 35 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #506,515

@previous (A)
that's all the help i'm giving, take it or leave it.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #506,516

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
Would you at least be willing to scratch it with the cactus? I don't want to do it myself.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #506,519

@previous (A)
just shove it up yer ass nugget

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.5 years ago, 52 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #506,522

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
I can't reach that far.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.5 years ago, 39 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #506,523

@previous (A)
just put it on the floor, drop your pants and fucking sit on it

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #506,524

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
I can't get up. I guess you'll just have to gently caress my ass with the cactus.

+Anonymous C — 9.5 years ago, 3 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #506,525

@506,513 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

That reminds me of a drawing of Muhammad by Charlie Hebdo days before it was shot up. The artist Kimmo Alm managed to avoid getting shot, but still went into hiding in some EU nanny state.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #506,528

@506,524 (A)
do you have every problems thrown at you in your life solved by outsiders?
deal with yer own shit nugget

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #506,531

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
I already TOLD you. I CAN'T get up. I honestly NEED you. Don't leave me alone here with an itchy ass, you slant-eyed fuck.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.5 years ago, 30 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #506,532

@previous (A)
you start to sounds like bert. go get your autism med.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #506,533

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
I can't. I am all alone, and I can't get up. I can't scratch my own ass, I can't even go the the laundry room and take my autism meds.
You NEED to come here and scratch my ass, bring the domestos. We can pour it into wineglasses, sip like champagne.
Come on, man. My future depends on it!

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.5 years ago, 44 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #506,534

@previous (A)
🖕

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #506,536

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
I'm fucking crying right now. I hope you're happy, you bastard! Don't ever talk to me again you fucking chink!

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.5 years ago, 37 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #506,537

@previous (A)
give me back my cacti

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #506,538

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
I can't. I can't even fucking move. How many times do we have to go over this?

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.5 years ago, 18 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #506,539

@previous (A)
As long as I get back what belongs to me

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.5 years ago, 43 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #506,540

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
Nigga I'll eat your fucking cactus

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.5 years ago, 18 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #506,543

@previous (A)
fuck u nugget

+Namefag !CQywTu1T9w — 9.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #506,551

This thread is grate

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.5 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #506,561

@previous (Namefag !CQywTu1T9w)
at the cost of my lil cacty :(

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