Topic: Nintendo Switch presentation in about 1.5 Hours

+Catherine !TGirlYJKXM — 9.5 years ago #46,474

I have the Twitch stream ready on my rabb.it.

Feel free to stop on by.

We're have a party!

http://rabb.it/spodetv

+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.5 years ago, 58 seconds later[T] [B] #505,250

want to watch but workin :(

+Namefag !CQywTu1T9w — 9.5 years ago, 33 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #505,252

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
Same lol

We're both working across the world haha

Unlike bert

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.5 years ago, 33 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #505,254

@previous (Namefag !CQywTu1T9w)
He works across public toilets

·Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) — 9.5 years ago, 36 seconds later, 36 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #505,255

Change of plans.

Go here: https://cytu.be/r/SpodeTV

+Anonymous D — 9.5 years ago, 59 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #505,257

In case you're unable to see some Japanese people talking about a sexbot: The Nintendoes Switch will be released next winter for only $30,000 per unit.

Exciting news, guise.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.5 years ago, 47 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #505,258

@previous (D)
> $30,000
Eat a dick

·$299.99 — 9.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #505,259

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

The sexbot might be able to do it, but no one has said for sure whether or not it can literally eat dicks.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #505,260

@previous ($299.99)
can or cannot, i aint gunna buy a fucking $30k piece of autistic toy

·Anonymous D — 9.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #505,261

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
Sure, it's a luxury item, but can you really put a price on happiness? Or a state of the art sexbot for that matter?

You can! Only $30k.

Just look how happy this guy is with his Nintendo Switch.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #505,262

@previous (D)
I think that is called Intender Bitch
You watching the wrong show bitch

·Anonymous D — 9.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #505,263

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

Sure, this sexbot can lead to some tender moments for yourself, but with 1-2 Switch you can also tag team your sexbot with a friend.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.5 years ago, 43 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #505,264

@previous (D)
$60k for a g&b& party? no thx

·Anonymous D — 9.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #505,265

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

You haven't even heard about its arms yet. I wasn't really paying attention either, but this is apparently a big selling point.

(Edited 16 seconds later.)

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.5 years ago, 40 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #505,266

@previous (D)
arms being a selling pt of a fucking fuck doll? shit aint sound rite nugget

·Anonymous D — 9.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #505,267

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

Apparently this feature, the arms, lets you uh... battle your sexbot? Not sure.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.5 years ago, 54 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #505,268

@previous (D)
wtf, pay $30k to see a sexdoll to have a catfight with another $30k sexdoll?
what were they thinking

·Anonymous D — 9.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #505,269

Another optional game mode will be splat poon. Not sure what that's about either, but it sounds fairly self explanatory.

·Anonymous D — 9.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #505,270

@505,268 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

I think if they didn't allow for catfights it would be lacking a crucial element of realism for a state of the art sexbot tbh.

·Anonymous D — 9.5 years ago, 29 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #505,271

@505,269 (D)
Correction, it's splatpoon 2. Idk what happened to splatpoon 1.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.5 years ago, 40 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #505,272

@505,270 (D)
not sure bud, depends on how big a boner it gives you watching bitches fighting
on top of that a risk of a broken $30k pile of junkmetal

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.5 years ago, 33 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #505,273

@505,271 (D)
> Correction, it's splatpoon 2. Idk what happened to splatpoon 1.

aka Bukkake Simulator

·Anonymous D — 9.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #505,274

@505,272 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

There was a while where people went crazy for battlebots. Maybe they're hoping to pander to that audience with the feature?

Bukkake Simulator does sound familiar. Hmm.

Oh, and hats, hats will be very important for Italians wanting to use their sexbot... for some reason. It wasn't explained very well.

Something about dragons on quests too. Not sure what that's about. Some fetish I'm not familiar with probably.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·Anonymous D — 9.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #505,275

Roleplaying modes will also be added through something called Project Octopath Traveler. The meaning here is also lost on me.

·Anonymous D — 9.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #505,276

At this point I can only assume that something on this sexbot can be switched out. Hence the name, switch. What you can switch is beyond me. Maybe it's like inserts with fleshlights. There was also something important about a grasshopper and some guy named Travis.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #505,277

@previous (D)
OMG NO MORE HEROES YES YES YES YES YES

·Anonymous D — 9.5 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #505,279

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

Also something about Sky rim, Mein Kraft, and Zelda: Breasts of the Wild. At least Breasts of the Wild will be out on 3-3-2017. Apparently that last one is a big deal in the sexbot enthusiast community.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.5 years ago, 40 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #505,280

@previous (D)
hoo dusnt liek sum wild breasts

·Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) — 9.5 years ago, 7 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #505,313

I am hyped now.

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