Topic: New Years Resolution..by bert..

+Anonymous A — 9.5 years ago #46,294

I wanted to make this special...with some kind of bells and whistles and such...but I just have limited mental clarity and just don't feel up to it..

but...here it is:

I am quitting alcohol...I am done with it..alcohol can suck it..

sorry if you feel let down by my less than stellar presentation..

(Edited 18 seconds later.)

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 9.5 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #503,741

My new yr resolution. Is to smoke less and have a boyfriend and , to only have 1 mental breakdown

+Anonymous C — 9.5 years ago, 32 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #503,745

It's not exactly a surprise, if all you do is talk about how you are quitting leading up to the reveal.

I'll believe it when I see it.

< Percentage of Americans who successfully complete their new year's resolution: %8
< Percentage of Americans who have infrequent success: %49
< Drug and alcohol rehab statistics show that the percentage of people who will relapse after a period recovery ranges from 50% to 90%.

The odds aren't in your favor, and your track record doesn't help this case.

+Anonymous D — 9.5 years ago, 17 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #503,746

@previous (C)
I am not average..

+Namefag !CQywTu1T9w — 9.5 years ago, 54 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #503,750

@previous (D)
No, you're right, that's a statistical probability based on the likelyhood of abstinence in average, well-adjusted adults who can keep a job and survive on their own.

You're below average.

+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.5 years ago, 7 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #503,786

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn

+ducky !P2G.lZFFDY — 9.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #503,798

@503,741 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Please come back, my love! I can be your resolution!!

+Anonymous H — 9.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #503,799

@previous (ducky !P2G.lZFFDY)

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #503,807

@503,798 (ducky !P2G.lZFFDY)

> I can be your nightmare!!

ftfy thxmel8r

+Anonymous I — 9.5 years ago, 5 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #503,817

@503,786 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
Hey On, do you still want to see him die a long, painful, lingering death? Or would freezing in the snow be good enough?

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.5 years ago, 40 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #503,819

@previous (I)
Can't it be die a long, painful, lingering death by freezing in the snow?

·Anonymous I — 9.5 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #503,858

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
LOL yes. Hey On, do you still consider Fatfuck to be the biggest faggot on the Chans, or has Bert stepped up to take his place?

+The Trucker — 9.5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #503,862

@previous (I)
I'd say it's a pretty close tie.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #503,863

@previous (The Trucker)
this. Fattfuck is still the legendary faggot, but bert, giving his current situation, is uprising as the legendarily pathetic faggot

+Syntax — 9.5 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #503,893

bert did kick a most serious DRUG FAR FAR more worse then booze

And we are in contact via mail now

+Anonymous L — 9.5 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #503,895

@previous (Syntax)

What drug was that..the sauce from nigger testicles? Eat shit and die like a true jew by sticking your head in the over and opening the gas up, breath deeply and gently shit yourself in your kitchen floor while you void your bladder in your last moment of life.

·The Trucker — 9.5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #503,896

@503,893 (Syntax)
Bert is a failure. He will not succeed.

+Anonymous M — 9.5 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #503,898

@503,895 (L)
He never gave that sauce up AFAIK.

IIRC he kicked heroin. So why can't he kick hooch and stays in a self destructive cycle? Fuck knows.

·Anonymous H — 9.5 years ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #505,434

good times

·Anonymous I — 9.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #505,437

@OP
> I am quitting alcohol...I am done with it..alcohol can suck it..

Great to see you sticking to that new year's resolution, PedoBert.

+red[x] !APchP9lof2 — 9.5 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #505,443

the trick to making resolutions is to say what you WILL do instead of what you WON'T do...
if you lapse and do what you say you won't do just once you have fail but if you do what you say you will do you succeed.
last year I said I would get a physical and that I would find a guitar teacher and begin lessons. I scored 100%.

·The Trucker — 9.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #505,458

@previous (red[x] !APchP9lof2)
You're starting to sound like Wildchild, the cunt.

·Anonymous I — 9.5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #505,462

@previous (The Trucker)
Red[X] should be banned; he's clearly a pederast trying to stir up trouble on the board. See:

https://tinychan.org/topic/46491
https://tinychan.org/topic/46486#reply_505447

Probably migrated out here from Kiwifarms.

(Edited 6 minutes later.)

·Namefag !CQywTu1T9w — 9.5 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #505,463

@505,458 (The Trucker)
@previous (I)
His text voice and timing screams wildchild

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