Topic: important new bert announcement..

+Anonymous A — 9.6 years ago #46,191

okay...I am still alive..

I recieved a fine Christmas allotment from the relatives of sixty goddamn dollars..

I want to say it wasn't much but my people are on fixed incomes so to speak...and they are helping me as best they can..

anyhoo...fuck the haters...they can suck my feces through a straw..

to the rest of you decent peeps...merry Christmas!!!

stay tuned for the latest bert happenings..

+Anonymous B — 9.6 years ago, 9 minutes later[T] [B] #502,894

@OP

> okay...I am still alive..

Sadly, you are.

> I recieved a fine Christmas allotment from the relatives of sixty goddamn dollars..

But still nothing from mommy or daddy? Shocking.

> I want to say it wasn't much but my people are on fixed incomes so to speak...and they are helping me as best they can..

Your entire family are welfare recipients, Bert. So of course they are on fixed income.

> anyhoo...fuck the haters...they can suck my feces through a straw..

And catch FND? No thanks.

> to the rest of you decent peeps...merry Christmas!!!

No one likes you Bert, not one person here is your peep.

> stay tuned for the latest bert happenings..

Hopefully we will read about it in the obituary.

+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.6 years ago, 11 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #502,913

in4 all sixty dollars dumped into everclears

> I want to say it wasn't much but my people are on fixed incomes so to speak
Said by an unemployed homeless bum

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