Topic: Re: Euthanisia

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 9.6 years ago #46,117

We've been pushing this issue for awhile, and while it has gained some traction, we could probably be doing better. Which got me to thinking: Big Tobacco has been getting people to self-euthanize for over a century, with a track record like that combined with their eagerness to provide monetary support to pro-tobacco groups, I think we could both benefit grately by partnering up.

So what do you guys think, can we Make Tobacco Cool Again?

+Anonymous B — 9.6 years ago, 4 minutes later[T] [B] #502,190

Not with the left pushing for better health insurance and healthcare. They feel that all lives matter.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 9.6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #502,194

@previous (B)
But all lives do matter! If we miss even one, they might find some way to clone dead people and force them to mate, re-starting humanity all over again!

+Anonymous C — 9.6 years ago, 29 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #502,195

The only problem is how long it takes.

One case study of a man in Tennessee predicted that due to lifestyle and vices he wouldn't live through the month, but he kept going, like a [resilient pest].

For such candidates the vice approach is a grate way to curb longevity... but it has to be part of a long game strategy. Unless SkyNet initiates WWVI. Vices alone aren't enough to outpace the birth rate yet.

With that said I'm proud to report that there's growing evidence suggesting this generation will have a shorter lifespan than their parents. If we can keep this trend going we'll be able to turn the tide in time.

·Anonymous B — 9.6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #502,196

@502,194 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Why do I get the suspicion that those euthanasia exemptions don't hold any weight?

+Syntax — 9.6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #502,199

> Big Tobacco has been getting people to self-euthanize for over a century

Tranny Wildchild has been trying to self-euthanize with tobacco for years
Stuff has even helped him to think he is some kind O She

·Anonymous B — 9.6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #502,205

@previous (Syntax)
I get the feeling you're still rustled.

·Anonymous C — 9.6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #502,207

@502,196 (B)

It's more of a reprieve than an exemption really.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 9.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #502,211

@502,196 (B)
We've been over this, the exemption means you won't be drafted once we institute the death draft. You'll have the honor of being a member of the Last Ones who will, when the time comes, perform a ceremony in praise of Satan, attend the final ice cream social, and finally, drink the kool-aid.

·Anonymous B — 9.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #502,216

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
What happens if people don't drink the Kool-Aid?

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 9.6 years ago, 9 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #502,229

@previous (B)
Everybody drinks the kool-aid.

+Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 9.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #502,232

I believe this to be a sound course of action, and give my full support.

·Anonymous C — 9.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #502,259

@previous (Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug)
But how do we making smoking ~~grate~~ cool again?

·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 9.6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #502,262

@previous (C)

That's a good question, to which I am currently working on the answer.

·Anonymous B — 9.6 years ago, 4 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #502,272

@502,229 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
What if someone were to, say, spit it out?

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