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Topic: So let's make a list as to why we should worship Satan.
+Anonymous A — 9.6 years ago #46,089
I'll start...
1) No wasting time on Sundays.
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 9.6 years ago, 17 minutes later[T] [B] #501,849
2) Porn is a-OK!
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·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.6 years ago, 21 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #501,850
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
3) You get to criticize other people's idiotic religions.
+Anonymous C — 9.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #501,862
4) niggers tongue my anus
+Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 9.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #501,867
4: Because, why not?
+The Trucker — 9.6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #501,886
5. The so called god has killed millions of people, compared to Satan's one.
So whos the more trustworthy god? Satan!
HAIL SATAN
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #501,933
@previous (The Trucker)
Does Bert worship Satan?
·The Trucker — 9.6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #501,938
@previous (A)
The only known thing that Bert worships is black dick for spare change.
+Anonymous F — 9.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #501,957
6) Goth chicks.
7) Actively work towards opening a portal to hell to bring about the end times.
+Anonymous G — 9.6 years ago, 9 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #502,015
Worship of anything is slavery, including atheists who worship the government.
+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #502,016
8. You don't have to read the goddamn wall o' text bible(or quran) and believe everything it said like a brain-dead idiot
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