Topic: Antikhristos, fuck the WWIII plan, that shit ain't humane.

+Catherine !TGirlYJKXM — 9.6 years ago #46,034

Try "death by coaster".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKmKLZOAT38

It still unnerves me that this was actually designed.

+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.6 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #501,228

> Euthanasia Coaster
TC's official joy ride

·Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) — 9.6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #501,229

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
I wonder if they take your picture at the end of the ride.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.6 years ago, 38 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #501,231

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
you'd need one for your burial anyway so why not

+Anti — 9.6 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #501,236

We can't just up and abandon it in favor of a death coasters! It's simply not cost effective. Take a look at the lines at Disney Land or Universal Studios... it's ridiculous, right? Even with multiple coasters running perpetually we wouldn't beat the global birth rate.

Domestos, Zyklon-TC, SkyCat, Putin, all effective means of euthanizing the planet and immanentizing the eschaton. Some may argue that one is more humane than another, but as long as it's humane as are archimedean point for compassionate euthanasia, there's no issue in FEL's opinion. Our methods are more humane in practice than many other deaths.

If you also take into account FEL's stance on eschatology, you know that we must force Satan's hand in dispatching the rest of humanity to bring about the tru end times. It will be grate. Believe.

(Edited 45 seconds later.)

+Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 9.6 years ago, 28 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #501,248

@previous (Anti)

I believe, Tinychania and the FEL are wot the world needs.

·Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) — 9.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #501,250

@501,236 (Anti)
Minichanopoils lead by squeegee seems hell bent not to let Tinychania destroy them. He has scouted land in preparation for such an event and a fear of President-elect Trump. How do you propose you euthanize this metropolis?

Also, is such a global war really humane? The Rambo movies did a good job of displaying just what kind of Hell war can become.

Are stickers in the budget for the FEL yet?

·Anonymous C — 9.6 years ago, 34 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #501,252

@501,248 (Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug)
Your service for the grater good shan't soon be forgotten, Agent [REDACTED].

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
FEL is monitoring the situation with the MiniChanian degenerates closely. They cannot escape their fate and metropolis will be euthanized in due time via [REDACTED][...]scorched earth[...][REDACTED]. I.E. it's not a problem.

Stickers are technically in the budget next to fruit roll-ups, tarps, Sprite, R&D, and lethal injection cocktails. However after polling several TinyChanians, it's clear that most would rather preserve their anonymity, and there's the necessity to keep ~~executioners~~ operatives identities classified. So it would behoove us to go through a 3rd party POD service. Some additional information regarding FEL, the 4th Reich, and WAIFU Project's standpoints may be necessary to push the forced euthanasia agenda.

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