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Topic: Official Chanosphere Election Poll 2016
+Anonymous A — 9.7 years ago #45,902
Let your voice be heard for president of the Chanosphere!
(Edited 38 seconds later.)
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
| Antikhristos | 4 | 67% | |
| Catherine | 1 | 17% | |
| Kook | - | 0% | |
| Syntax | - | 0% | |
| Write-In | 1 | 17% | |
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.7 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #499,891
Catherine takes the early lead on Minichan.
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 9.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #499,900
I would like to hear their positions on the issues before voting.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #499,910
There is currently 1 vote for Syntax, Kook, and Antikhristos as well as 1 write-in vote for "Write-In" on Minichan. Catherine is trailing with 4.
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 9.7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #499,911
Dear candidates,
Please outline your stances on the following issues:
- Reptilians
- FND research
- Euthanasia
- Minichanistani relations
- Transgender drama
- animalkin marriage
- Spreading the Fucking Word
- "meem" sites (4chan, 9gag, reddit, etc.)
+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 9.7 years ago, 17 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #499,963
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
> *Reptilians
> *FND research
> *Euthanasia
Between work within and in conjunction with the RRM, TCR&D, FEL, etc, I don't think I need to expound much, but for the sake of new users:
The threat of reptoids, feral negroes, and humans is too grate to allow any one of these to run amuck unchallenged. We must remain ever vigilant against the viridescent reptilians from Alpha Draconis, we must continue to push for advances in FND research to better battle it on the ground, and lastly we must euthanize everyone for the grater good of future generations in NeoEden.
> *Minichanistani relations
We will build a wall, the gratest wall, no one builds walls better than me, and we'll make MC pay for it.
> *Transgender drama
It simply won't be tolerated.
No1cars if you're a tranny, if you want to make a big deal about it or start policing speech on a hate-site, then fuck off back to Tubmlr or whatever designated safe space you've got.
Let me remind everyone that TinyChan is a certified hate-site where hate speech
is protected speech.
> *animalkin marriage
Euthanize 'em all. Animalkin are practically zoophiles and should be exterminated at the same time as furries.
> *Spreading the Fucking Word
I'm not sure why I even bother when obviously no one is willing to lift a finger to help around here. Spreading the
FUCKING word is imperative to insure the continuation of the TinyComrade species.
> *"meem" sites (4chan, 9gag, reddit, etc.)
These sites fall outside of the purview of TinyChanian authority, with that said, I cannot, nor would I restrict the grater populace from being meemsters, but I will strive to prevent the spread of such cancer into the grate kingdom of TinyChania. Remember to inoculate yourselves with sprite often.
I will also make the guarantee of unilimited fur tacos and sprite for all true TinyComrades.
Thank you.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #499,964
@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
You are a representative of the F.E.L., how does the F.E.L. view retroactive abortions?
·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 9.7 years ago, 50 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #499,965
@previous (A)
Not only are they suggested, they'll be required in due time.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #499,968
@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
With the exception of Catherine who has an exemption. Would candidates Syntax and Kook be eligible for forced euthanasia under your presidency?
·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 9.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #499,969
@previous (A)
If Kook doesn't renounce her terrierkin ways, then yes. Syntax needs to hand over some corporate secrets to help fun FEL's work, but he might be useful for disabling cellular networks when the grate cleansing begins, so The Council is on the fence, but
technically he's eligible.
·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 9.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #499,970
My running mate, Bat Nugget, can also elaborate on some of these key issues, especially with regards to FND research.
+Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 9.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #499,971
Our opponents are liars, and they have no idea what they are talking about.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #499,982
@499,969 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Would you overturn Catherine's euthanasia exemption?
·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 9.7 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #499,986
@previous (A)
We'll keep the darkies out of your melon patch, guaranteed.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.7 years ago, 17 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #500,015
These questions are for Antikhristos and Bat Nugget. If elected, what are your current plans for the great day of euthanasia? What is the level of progress toward this day? This has lead to a lot of naysayers claiming all of this is a joke. Your response to them?
+Dave !lnkYxlAbaw — 9.7 years ago, 3 days later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #500,179
Dave for Prez 2020
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 9.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #500,181
@previous (Dave !lnkYxlAbaw)
In Soviet Russia, President elects YOU
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