Topic: Syntax got arrested
+The Last Black Man — 9.7 years ago #45,876
+Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.7 years ago, 38 minutes later[T] [B] #499,738
Doesnt look like syntax at all
·The Last Black Man (OP) — 9.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #499,741
+Anonymous C — 9.7 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #499,745
> I know they'll all testify against me so let me make something else clear: I pissed in every bottle.
I kind of assumed as much from looking at the photos. I actually suspected cum as well.
I kind of assumed as much from looking at the photos. I actually suspected cum as well.
+Anonymous D — 9.7 years ago, 4 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #499,754
+Syntax — 9.7 years ago, 18 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #499,779
So to say something about methamphetamine. Outside of my 15 myle zone in very classy areas and several very unclassy areas like more desert like existences methamphetamine production is a big deal. On the news its not unusually to see an apartment complex exploded into a mess because someone failed to take Chemistry 101 and 102
·The Last Black Man (OP) — 9.7 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #499,785
+Anonymous F — 9.7 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #499,789
·Anonymous C — 9.7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #499,792
+Mark Twain — 9.7 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #499,846
@499,789 (F)"SPELLING"
"I don't see any use in having a uniform and arbitrary way of spelling words. We might as well make all clothes alike and cook all dishes alike. Sameness is tiresome; variety is pleasing. I have a correspondent whose letters are always a refreshment to me, there is such a breezy unfettered originality about his orthography. He always spells Kow with a large K. Now that is just as good as to spell it with a small one. It is better. It gives the imagination a broader field, a wider scope. It suggests to the mind a grand, vague, impressive new kind of a cow."
"I have had an aversion to good spelling for sixty years and more, merely for the reason that when I was a boy there was not a thing I could do creditably except spell according to the book. It was a poor and mean distinction and I early learned to disenjoy it. I suppose that this is because the ability to spell correctly is a talent, not an acquirement. There is some dignity about an acquirement, because it is a product of your own labor. It is wages earned, whereas to be able to do a thing merely by the grace of God and not by your own effort transfers the distinction to our heavenly home---where possibly it is a matter of pride and satisfaction but it leaves you naked and bankrupt."
"I never had any large respect for good spelling. That is my feeling yet. Before the spelling-book came with its arbitrary forms, men unconsciously revealed shades of their characters and also added enlightening shades of expression to what they wrote by their spelling, and so it is possible that the spelling-book has been a doubtful benevolence to us."
"...ours is a mongrel language which started with a child's vocabulary of three hundred words, and now consists of two hundred and twenty-five thousand; the whole lot, with the exception of the original and legitimate three hundred, borrowed, stolen, smouched from every unwatched language under the sun, the spelling of each individual word of the lot locating the source of the theft and preserving the memory of the revered crime."
"The Queen's English"
"There is no such thing as the Queen's English. The property has gone into the hands of a joint stock company and we own the bulk of the shares."
+Anonymous H — 9.7 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #499,865
@previous (Mark Twain)
You are not Mark Twain. You are an old man who can't figure out how to spell a four letter word without fucking it up.
You are not Mark Twain. You are an old man who can't figure out how to spell a four letter word without fucking it up.
+Anonymous I — 9.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #499,871
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