Topic: san francisco residents up in arms about this new law! now check out this MILITARY GRADE FLESHLIGHT
+Anonymous A — 9.7 years ago #45,848
+Anonymous B — 9.7 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #499,484
If I act now, will I get a another one for free(minus s&h)?
+Anonymous C — 9.7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #499,485
That's not even a tactical fleshlight.
+Anonymous D — 9.7 years ago, 6 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #499,497
@OP
I visited there and didn't get it
I visited there and didn't get it
·Anonymous C — 9.7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #499,507
@previous (D)
Maybe they have a hidden board like TC, but instead of using theirs to sell nuclear weapons plans to Iran... you just get a 'free' fleshlight. Although you probably get screwed on shipping and have to pay it yourself, and it's probably some inferior fleshlight meant for corporations to slap a logo on and then give to employees as attaboys instead of the pricier route of giving away Eastern European woman smuggled over on shady cruise-liners. So instead of some Eastern European bimbo you just get a lousy fleshlight...or something.
Looks like there's no limit per household, so you should stock up, and then start a online sex toy shop that deals exclusively in fleshlights. If TC gave away these fuck toys there would most definitely be a limit of 0.0000000000000000000000001 per household, because we understand business more betterer... and have an industrial blender for no real reason. It just lying around, sitting there, unused, collecting dust. One day gh0st said [REDACTED]'d make us all smoothies and then faded away into wherever it is apparitions go. Nobody knows.
Or if TC sold fleshlights (because we h8 commies; kill a commie for mommy, etc) then it'd probably include a free sample of Domestos and would be marked up 1,000,000,000,000x to spread the FUCKING word about TC and fuck toys.
Maybe they have a hidden board like TC, but instead of using theirs to sell nuclear weapons plans to Iran... you just get a 'free' fleshlight. Although you probably get screwed on shipping and have to pay it yourself, and it's probably some inferior fleshlight meant for corporations to slap a logo on and then give to employees as attaboys instead of the pricier route of giving away Eastern European woman smuggled over on shady cruise-liners. So instead of some Eastern European bimbo you just get a lousy fleshlight...or something.
Looks like there's no limit per household, so you should stock up, and then start a online sex toy shop that deals exclusively in fleshlights. If TC gave away these fuck toys there would most definitely be a limit of 0.0000000000000000000000001 per household, because we understand business more betterer... and have an industrial blender for no real reason. It just lying around, sitting there, unused, collecting dust. One day gh0st said [REDACTED]'d make us all smoothies and then faded away into wherever it is apparitions go. Nobody knows.
Or if TC sold fleshlights (because we h8 commies; kill a commie for mommy, etc) then it'd probably include a free sample of Domestos and would be marked up 1,000,000,000,000x to spread the FUCKING word about TC and fuck toys.
·Anonymous D — 9.7 years ago, 48 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #499,508
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #499,509
·Anonymous C — 9.7 years ago, 6 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #499,519
@previous (A)
That depends. Before jump to negotiating my contract and excessive sign on bonus, I have to know, is there an actual service or product or do you just have some nebulous idea for a business?
@499,508 (D)
What can I say? Many people want their fuck toys for free, but unused or only lightly used, these things are dishwasher safe, did you know that? You probably did. You can throw these in your washing machine, dishwasher, microwave, freezer, or convection oven, and all of them will clean and sterilize your fuck toy with ease.
To those people I'm proud to announce that... now for a limited time only, you can get them... for like, not quite free, but not like super expensive either, you can afford this, buy it already, whatever, it's a fuck toy, you can stick your dick in it, nigga! Or shove other things in it, shove it up your [ORIFICE OF CHOICE], I don't car, just buy it for fucks sake. I swear to Satan if you don't buy this I will turn you into a fuck toy, you fuck, you fucking fuck, fuck. I will give you a pink sock and then tug on your rectal prolapse with a pair of pliers until I've got enough fuchsia rope to strangle you with, but I'll keep you alive long enough to use your intestines as a leash and take you for a walk around the block, okay it'll be crawling or dragging, not walking, but the neighbors will be very confused, and so will you, because you'll be dying, you fuck, should've bought that fucking fuck toy, you fucking motherfucker fuck, ain't no one want to die by the pink sock necktie..
Just use offer code "tinychan" on adamandeve.com, that's offer code T-I-N-Y-C-H-A-N for adamandsteve.com!
That depends. Before jump to negotiating my contract and excessive sign on bonus, I have to know, is there an actual service or product or do you just have some nebulous idea for a business?
@499,508 (D)
What can I say? Many people want their fuck toys for free, but unused or only lightly used, these things are dishwasher safe, did you know that? You probably did. You can throw these in your washing machine, dishwasher, microwave, freezer, or convection oven, and all of them will clean and sterilize your fuck toy with ease.
To those people I'm proud to announce that... now for a limited time only, you can get them... for like, not quite free, but not like super expensive either, you can afford this, buy it already, whatever, it's a fuck toy, you can stick your dick in it, nigga! Or shove other things in it, shove it up your [ORIFICE OF CHOICE], I don't car, just buy it for fucks sake. I swear to Satan if you don't buy this I will turn you into a fuck toy, you fuck, you fucking fuck, fuck. I will give you a pink sock and then tug on your rectal prolapse with a pair of pliers until I've got enough fuchsia rope to strangle you with, but I'll keep you alive long enough to use your intestines as a leash and take you for a walk around the block, okay it'll be crawling or dragging, not walking, but the neighbors will be very confused, and so will you, because you'll be dying, you fuck, should've bought that fucking fuck toy, you fucking motherfucker fuck, ain't no one want to die by the pink sock necktie..
Just use offer code "tinychan" on adamandeve.com, that's offer code T-I-N-Y-C-H-A-N for adamand
+Anonymous E — 9.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #499,520
·Anonymous C — 9.7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #499,523
@previous (E)
Are you sure you typed it correctly? It's T-I-N-Y-C-H-A-N or "tinychan" without quotations, it's an offer code only for amanandeve.com! You'll get 50% off thousands of products, TWO adult DVDs, and a special gift too salacious for a worksafe board like T-I-N-Y-C-H-A-N!
Are you sure you typed it correctly? It's T-I-N-Y-C-H-A-N or "tinychan" without quotations, it's an offer code only for amanandeve.com! You'll get 50% off thousands of products, TWO adult DVDs, and a special gift too salacious for a worksafe board like T-I-N-Y-C-H-A-N!
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.7 years ago, 3 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #499,530
·Anonymous C — 9.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #499,531
@previous (A)
Without blood, sprite, and tears, you simply can't have a real business. Wait, there's hope! For example, call yourself '[YOUR NAME HERE] Consulting' and be a 'sole proprietor' then go on to pretend like you own a 'really real business'. Maybe even do some occasional freelance jobs but keep them under this umbrella that is '[YOUR NAME HERE] Consulting'. It'll look legit on paper, "business" cards, and even your resume. Sure, for tax purposes, it'll be a 'business', but if there's no profit, that's no problemo. Regardless of the situation of your really real business, 'real made-up business', or 'concept for a potential business', I'm sure it'll do well. You have an eye for talent, you should be headhunting instead of making up these vaporous businesses.
No, I won't loan you $5k or 2 liters of Sprite for a startup.
Without blood, sprite, and tears, you simply can't have a real business. Wait, there's hope! For example, call yourself '[YOUR NAME HERE] Consulting' and be a 'sole proprietor' then go on to pretend like you own a 'really real business'. Maybe even do some occasional freelance jobs but keep them under this umbrella that is '[YOUR NAME HERE] Consulting'. It'll look legit on paper, "business" cards, and even your resume. Sure, for tax purposes, it'll be a 'business', but if there's no profit, that's no problemo. Regardless of the situation of your really real business, 'real made-up business', or 'concept for a potential business', I'm sure it'll do well. You have an eye for talent, you should be headhunting instead of making up these vaporous businesses.
No, I won't loan you $5k or 2 liters of Sprite for a startup.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.7 years ago, 38 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #499,532
@previous (C)
You wound me, sir. I am offering you $100,000/day to market my must-have product to people who can't afford it and are willing to go into debt just to get it! We'll be using the Apple price model, but with everything multiplied by 10. Except product quality and quantity, obviously.
You wound me, sir. I am offering you $100,000/day to market my must-have product to people who can't afford it and are willing to go into debt just to get it! We'll be using the Apple price model, but with everything multiplied by 10. Except product quality and quantity, obviously.
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