Topic: ATTN: On

+Anonymous A — 9.9 years ago #45,805

So we know you enjoy ~~torturing~~ papercraft, but do you also mutilate pumpkins to honor our infernal lord and savior, Satan (Halloween is a very important holiday to Western Satanists you know).

Have you ever considered mutilating ~~cattle and pretending it was aliens~~ a pumpkin or similar fruit with a guro theme? It's sort of like a vivisection if you think about it. You take this living thing, remove it's guts, carve into it's flesh for decorative purposes, throw a candle in it to shed some light on your handiwork when you display it, and then allow it to rot until you feel like disposing of the pumpkiny corpse.

+Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.9 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #499,240

nah, working on pumpkin is far more difficult to getthe hang of than working on paper

p.s. also fucking busy with unserious fraud uni work

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·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.9 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #499,246

@previous (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
I am grately disheartened by this news. You were our only home for a pumpkin contest. T_T

P.S.A. Hillary Clinton did tiananmen square.

P.P.S.A. Tinfoil is no defense against HAARP.

P.P.P.S.A. Sacrifices are down this quarter, abduct a expendable animal or human in your area to donate to Moloch today.

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