TinyChan

Once upon a time there was a young girl named hillary. hillary was 68 years old and lived in New York, New York. While walking home from school one day, a pink greedy jew jumped out from behind a obama and tackled hillary to the ground. But just when she was about to let out a scream for help, hillary realized that the pink greedy jew was only licking her face, not trying to bite it off. At that moment, hillary decided to keep the pink greedy jew as a pet. And on the way home she decided to name her pet pink greedy jew rothschild.

When hillary and her new pet finally got home, guess who was standing on the front porch? That's right, it was hillary's mother, Eva Braun. And boy was she surprised to see a pink greedy jew following hillary into the yard! What in world is that? shouted Eva Braun. It's a pink greedy jew, answered hillary. Dah, I can see that, hillary, but what on earth is it doing here? said Eva Braun. It's my new pet! answered hillary. Oh you think so do you? remarked Eva Braun. I wouldn't get your hopes up. You know how your father hates pink greedy jews. But, well, I suppose you can keep him until your father comes home. And with that hillary grabbed rothschild by the scruff of the neck and led her new pet into the house--even though she knew her father was probably going to dissaprove.

Once in the house, hillary and rothschild played and played, that is until hillary's favorite television show, twin towers falling down, started. At that point hillary forgot all about rothschild having an unsupervised run of the house. That is until half way through twin towers falling down, when hillary was brought back to reality when she heard her father shout, fùçking!! hillary! Get your aşś in the illuminati room...NOW!! With that hillary rushed into the illuminati room to see what all the fuss was about. When she entered the illuminati room, there stood her father, adolf hitler , pointing toward the money printer. Will someone please explain that? asked her father. Then, as hillary followed her father's finger to where it was pointing, she instantly knew what her father was so upset about. There, smack dab in the middle of the money printer, was the biggest pile of greedy jew doo-doo she had ever seen! I don't EVEN want to know how that got there, said adolf hitler . But you had better get it cleaned up now! And you had better get rid of whatever it is that could have done such a thing! Well, knowing her father as well as she did, hillary knew there was no sense even asking her father if she could keep rothschild for a pet.

So without hesitation, hillary set out to find where rothschild was hiding. After a few minutes of looking, hillary discovered rothschild crouched beneath the table that hillary did her taxing everyone on. Come on, rothschild, it's time to find you a new home. And hey, don't look at me that way, I'm not the one who did the dirty deed on the money printer! scolded hillary. ''Thanks to you I'll never get to have my own pet greedy jew!! And with that hillary led rothschild out of the house and down to the local Benghazi. They had a pet section and hillary knew the owner would find rothschild a good home.

So after saying good-bye to rothschild, and thanking the owner of Benghazi, hillary walked backed home and attempted to dround her sorrows by slamming down a half dozen Diet Cokes. But hillary's pitty party came to an abrupt end when her father reminded her about the mess she had neglected to clean up.

And low and behold, midway through the clean-up, hillary suddenly became thankful that someone else was going to have to do it from now on.

The End. Now vote for me.

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God bless Margaret Sanger and her torchbearers. Heil Hillary.

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