TinyChan

Topic: car commercial

+cluxgle !IcIcDBDKAM — 9.7 years ago #45,762

Announcer: want a car?

*Cue dramatic music*

Well you can get one! 1 dollar Kia. 1. Dollar. Kia!

*sirens sound*

That's right you heard us you can get a Kia for one dollar. One dollar Kia.

Don't have a dollar? Get a loan. 5 cents a month for 28 months! And the Kia is yours!

We will also pay for:
Oil changes
150 gallons of gas a month
Insurance full coverage
Lifetime bumper to bumper maintenance

All that is good but wait...
If you get a traffic ticket...
*loud robotic voice* we. Will. Pay. It. For. You.

*music continues* kia off the intersection of main street and route 5

Of any other dealer matches or price we will match it!

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