Topic: New Guidelines, for Qualification to Recieve Unlimited Fur Tacos.
+Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 9.7 years ago #45,755
Tinycomrades, as many of us know, times are changing in Tinychania. With moar and moar Minichanners visiting TC, it creates the perfect distraction for reptilian sympathizing scum to infiltrate our ranks. We have precautions in place, but guard cats and dogs with AR-15s can only do so much.
Therefore, the Tinycouncil, with the help of the RRM, is now implementing new protocols to help protect our most valuable assets. I.E. Fruit Roll-ups, Sprite, Buttshits, Boners, Shitposts, and of course, Unlimited Fur Tacos.
Starting with unlimited fur tacos, we will be setting in motion our new plans to conserve these, our most precious resources.
The new guidelines for qualification to receive Unlimited Fur Tacos are as follow:
1. You must undergo a physical, performed by one of our many qualified doctors, with at least two(2) guard cats present.
2. You will be required to recite the TC Code of Allegiance without any references at your disposal.
3. You must undergo an intensive Reptoid screening, performed by the RRM. A Tinybattalion will be present at this screening, all Reptoids will be killed on site.
4. You must receive three(3) or more recommendations from existing members of either the Tinycouncil, FEL, or RRM.
5. ???[initiation]
6. Profit.
All existing Tinycomrades will receive their fur tacos as usual. However, every new Tinycomrade must complete this application process, before any fur tacos can be received. New guidelines will be passed regarding our other precious resources. Please stay tuned, for further instruction.
Thank you for your compliance.
P.S. Hail Satan.
Therefore, the Tinycouncil, with the help of the RRM, is now implementing new protocols to help protect our most valuable assets. I.E. Fruit Roll-ups, Sprite, Buttshits, Boners, Shitposts, and of course, Unlimited Fur Tacos.
Starting with unlimited fur tacos, we will be setting in motion our new plans to conserve these, our most precious resources.
The new guidelines for qualification to receive Unlimited Fur Tacos are as follow:
1. You must undergo a physical, performed by one of our many qualified doctors, with at least two(2) guard cats present.
2. You will be required to recite the TC Code of Allegiance without any references at your disposal.
3. You must undergo an intensive Reptoid screening, performed by the RRM. A Tinybattalion will be present at this screening, all Reptoids will be killed on site.
4. You must receive three(3) or more recommendations from existing members of either the Tinycouncil, FEL, or RRM.
5. ???[initiation]
6. Profit.
All existing Tinycomrades will receive their fur tacos as usual. However, every new Tinycomrade must complete this application process, before any fur tacos can be received. New guidelines will be passed regarding our other precious resources. Please stay tuned, for further instruction.
Thank you for your compliance.
P.S. Hail Satan.
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 9.7 years ago, 16 minutes later[T] [B] #498,959
Hail Satan!·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug (OP) — 9.7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #498,960
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 9.7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #498,961
@previous (Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug)
Sure they do. They can use it as a chaser when they eat shit and die!
Sure they do. They can use it as a chaser when they eat shit and die!
·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug (OP) — 9.7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #498,963
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
That's more of a use we have for Domestos, make them chase shit with Domestos. I'm sure it probably tastes better than shit though.
That's more of a use we have for Domestos, make them chase shit with Domestos. I'm sure it probably tastes better than shit though.
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+Anonymous C — 9.7 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #498,965
·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug (OP) — 9.7 years ago, 17 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #498,986
@previous (C)Sorry, you've got the wrong fur tacos. It stands for Ferocious, Unrelenting, Radical, Tenacious, Audacious, Cats in Obeisance to Satan.
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