Topic: I survived doomsday many times

+Anonymous A — 9.8 years ago #45,670

When will the world stop ending and give up? because I'm still here. Here's when the world ended:
1/1/00 - because y2k
12/21/2012 - the world ended
9/23/2015 - niburu flipped the poles and wiped out all life in 3 seconds. I'm still here
9/27/2016 - the dollar collapsed starting ww3, causing 2000 nukes to go off in 6 hours. Gorillions died

What's next? Come at me bitches

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

+Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 9.8 years ago, 39 minutes later[T] [B] #498,514

Your next challenge is... A room, with a moose!

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 9.8 years ago, 50 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #498,516

@previous (Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug)
rip OP

+Anonymous D — 9.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #498,518

@498,514 (Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug)

This is why we need to export more guns to Canada.

·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 9.8 years ago, 12 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #498,526

@498,516 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

Yes, poor OP doesn't stand a chance.

@previous (D)

The moose in question is located in a dimensional rift, at the end of a wormhole. Giving Canada moar guns won't help.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 9.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #498,527

@previous (Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug)
It might keep people like quack and Leo Vegas from entering the country, though.

·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 9.8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #498,528

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

Good point, I think TC should give full support to this endeavor.

·Anonymous D — 9.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #498,532

@498,527 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
@previous (Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug)
We can share some gats and gatteries from the RRM stockpile. Although I'm not sure if the Canadians will know what to do with them.

·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 9.8 years ago, 25 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #498,534

@previous (D)

We'll just throw in some crudely drawn illustrations.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 9.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #498,537

@previous (Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug)

+Dave !lnkYxlAbaw — 9.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #498,553

But have you survived the everlasting battle between surfer bro Fatthew Roastbeef Filler vs. known pedophile and tax evader Matthew R. Miller?

·Anonymous D — 9.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #498,569

@498,534 (Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug)
@498,537 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

This... this just might work. We'll start moving arms to Quebec immediately.

We've also decided to move a small detachment there. Although placing a RRM cell in Canuckistan seems foolish since reptoids cannot survive for long in cold climates, we might need to make an exception, and apparently some reptoids have learned to wear pantsuits... so it's only a matter of time until they figure out coats and hand warmers.

·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 9.8 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #498,580

@498,537 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

Exactly what I was thinking, grate work!

@previous (D)

We must remain ever vigilant against the increasing threat of reptoids wearing winter garb. I believe these are the first steps in the right direction.

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