Topic: it is January 21st 2017

+Anonymous A — 9.8 years ago #45,638

The end of the world.

The coronation of world Emperor Obama will take place on a massive stage being built in Washington DC
1. Flyleaf, a 500 person orchestra will play the new national anthem. The left of the stage.
2. A golden throne 25 feet high will be at the center of the stage.
3. All the heads of state in the world will sit to the right of Obama's throne. Everyone from Vladimir Putin, Queen Elizabeth, even kim Jung UN...

Schedule:
8AM the winner of the presidental election is executed
9AM all the world leaders praise Obama and relinquish their sovigntry to Emperor Obama
12PM they are executed by a Swastika shaped guiltine.
2PM Obama makes a grand 2 hour speech as the leader of the world and unveils the new world constitution
4:30PM FLYLEAF plays the new national anthem along with the 500 member orchestra
5PM the new flag is unveiled and the founding fathers are bought back to life and executed
6PM OBAMA GETS HIS CROWN AND ANYONE WHO DISAGREES OE PROTESTS IS SHOT BY THE 2500 SNIPERS
7PM Obama receives a shot of eternal immorality. They try to execute Obama but he keeps coming back to life. The crowd will go nuts.
8PM Obamas throne goes below the lawn of the white House and he continues to rule for a trillion years
10PM Obama is killed by Osama bin laden who has a lethal chemical that kills him even with the immortality chip.
11pm Osama bin laden now rules the world

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+Anonymous B — 9.8 years ago, 11 minutes later[T] [B] #498,216

I mean, I could see some heads of state doing that, but Putin? Nyet.

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 9.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #498,265

we live in the future . This is the times we all thought about , when we thought about the future

·Anonymous B — 9.8 years ago, 58 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #498,267

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

Yes, the grate bear and eagle pact between Russia and the US to finally start a true NWO.

+Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 9.8 years ago, 8 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #498,276

@498,265 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

True, just look at all the movies from the past, that take place in the distant years of the 2000s. Hell, The Jetsons was supposed to take place in 2005.

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 9.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #498,282

@previous (Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug)
Shit, it's like Idiocracy is coming true! We spent decades researching how to give fat people erections and now we're still living under the tyrannical rule of gravity instead of flying around in glass-topped pods and having robot maids to clean up our homes!

·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 9.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #498,283

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

Indeed, everybody should write their congressperson, so we can hopefully do something about this.

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