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Topic: Solid proof that iPhone users are a bunch of braindead fuckers

+Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo10 years ago #45,631

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1845589/clueless-iphone-7-owners-tricked-into-drilling-hole-in-their-phones-to-get-a-headphone-jack/
TL;DR they actually believe a joke video and drill their new iPhone to make a headphone jack.

+Anonymous B10 years ago, 16 minutes later[T] [B] #498,171

But how many iPhone users actually tried it

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #498,172

@previous (B)

> But how many iPhone users actually tried it

All of them

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI10 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #498,177

they're just doing it wrong. you're supposed to put the phone up to your head when you drill in order to establish a psychic link

+Apple Help Desk10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #498,178

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

As an employee of the Apple Help Desk, I can confirm this.

+Anti10 years ago, 4 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #498,188

I mean you're sacrificing a headphone jack, sure, but you can still charge them in your microwave, so it's not all bad.

+Anonymous G10 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #498,194

What is a "iPhone"?

·Apple Help Desk10 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #498,199

@previous (G)

Basically, a 600 dollar dog turd.

·Anonymous F10 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #498,203

@previous (Apple Help Desk)
Only $600? That's a steal. Although you forgot the part about iPhones being dog shit that give you cancer, unlike Samsung dog shit which just politely explode instead.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI10 years ago, 39 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #498,205

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you call $600 a steal? man, inflation is out of control!

+Syntax10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #498,206

How dumb - They are missing a critical step and without it the hole alone will not work

One needs to Heat water up to but not at the boiling point - One does NOT want to melt the plastic. So about 80 degrees C or so and dissolve as much salt as the water will take. Use a eye dropper and pour the salt water in slowly until no more will go in. Then you put in the Male Jack and the salt water will conduct audio and even video to the Jack.

Silly putty can be used to keep as much salt water as possible in the phone.

(Edited 1 minute later.)


·Anonymous B10 years ago, 2 days later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #498,314

@previous (Syntax)
Shut the fuck up

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