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Topic: ATTN: Bat Nugget (URGENT!)
+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 9.8 years ago #45,595

Boners.
+Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.8 years ago, 6 minutes later[T] [B] #497,785
OMG Dogs with sawed off shotguns
·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 9.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #497,786
@previous (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
That is a dramatic reanactdoodlement showing a Russian immigrant in Brighton Beach (Southern NYC) encountering a dog w/ a sawed off pump action shotty. Things are getting really bad in NY, bud. :(
·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #497,787
@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
immediately send in a bunch of shit-catapult-built-in monkies to counter them
or I just want to see the said monkies got slaughtered
·TCNN_Off_the_Record !JfFIKC9ILg (OP) — 9.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #497,790
@previous (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
Reports of dogs planting pipe bombs in New Jersey are coming in, 'shutting down transit service from NYC'. An Anonymous RRM agent monitoring the sector stated that this was "
most likey a move to harass, impede, and potentially stop evacuation attempts by civilians in NYC."
If the yellow monkey meat shield plan doesn't work... dogs with AKs might migrate South before stabbing Westward.
NY is considered to be a location of "little strategic value" per ICAR and a "cesspool of degeneracy and miscgentation" by the 4th Reich. This may explain why various agencies empowered to combat this armed canine catastrophe have withheld support. Conspiracy theorists have suggested that the decimation of NY is actually being carried out by the TinyCouncil and the Forced Euthanasia Lobby, although there's nothing to corroborate these allegations to date. Does this explain the RRM's interest in the area? Moar @ 11.
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+Bat Nugget is !grate/DTHM — 9.8 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #497,792
Buttshits.
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 9.8 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #497,859
@497,790 (TCNN_Off_the_Record !JfFIKC9ILg)
I see what you did there.·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.8 years ago, 16 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #497,884
@497,792 (Bat Nugget is !grate/DTHM)
Nuggets.
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
**I figured if anyone did, you would.*
·Bat Nugget is !grate/DTHM — 9.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #497,898
@previous (A)
Sprite.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.8 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #497,899
+FME !2CQezZ7g6I — 9.8 years ago, 2 days later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #497,963
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