Topic: How to protect your babies from being eaten by nuggets.
+Porches St.Claire !IVAGlF0ITM — 9.8 years ago #45,575
Burn those porch monkeys! Make some propane flamethrowers, and carry them with you, anywhere you go. It might not hurt to make some molotovs, in case of an FND outbreak. Always keep plenty of Domestos on hand, you never know when an FND outbreak will cut-off Domestos supply routes.
C̜̗i͖̭͚̟̳͕̦a̘o͔̲, ͚͎ ̗̗̥̠̻Po͙͖̗r̙͙c͔̮̹͕͉he̪̱s ̮̻̙͇̝̱St͇̗̖͚. ̗̗̥̠̻Cla̝̭i͖̭͚̟̳͕̦r̯͇͚e̟̪ͅ
C̜̗i͖̭͚̟̳͕̦a̘o͔̲, ͚͎ ̗̗̥̠̻Po͙͖̗r̙͙c͔̮̹͕͉he̪̱s ̮̻̙͇̝̱St͇̗̖͚. ̗̗̥̠̻Cla̝̭i͖̭͚̟̳͕̦r̯͇͚e̟̪ͅ
(Edited 6 minutes later.)
+Anonymous B — 9.8 years ago, 59 minutes later[T] [B] #497,684
+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 9.8 years ago, 8 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #497,700
The alternative is just to have an abortion in the first place, but I like the flamethrower idea better than the coat hanger one.
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