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Topic: ATTN: Fuchs

+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk9.8 years ago #45,561

turtlecat.jpgI think our cat may be a nazi. Wut do?

This is a nickle plated 1939 luger w/ great action and all factory marks, matching parts, and just woah, it's a bad bitch, I wanna shoot it so bad. I'll post more dick pics for anyone curious about this war trophy. This was an accidental acquisition by the RRM. They confused 5000 rounds of 9mm luger with a $5000 dollar luger. Someone's getting fired.

+Anonymous B9.8 years ago, 14 minutes later[T] [B] #497,626

Give it a fucking medal!

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 9.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #497,627

@previous (B)

lol

What sort of medal does this warrant?

+Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo9.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #497,628

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
pure FUCKING gold medal ofc

·Anonymous B9.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #497,629

1288822979550694.png@497,627 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
A gold star of valor.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 9.8 years ago, 22 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #497,630

@497,628 (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

Oh, shit.

That sounds expensive. Imma have to sell the luger.

@previous (B)

This could work. Holy fuck my printer just screeched, like a fucking rabbits death squeal. Wtf, lol.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 9.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #497,631

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·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 9.8 years ago, 41 seconds later, 51 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #497,632

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·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 9.8 years ago, 36 seconds later, 52 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #497,633

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·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 9.8 years ago, 37 seconds later, 52 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #497,634

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·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo9.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 53 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #497,635

@497,631 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
@497,632 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
@497,633 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
fucking sweet

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 9.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #497,636

image.jpgThe cat has gone into hiding after being exposed as a nazi. 😕

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·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 9.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #497,637

@497,635 (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

You have no idea how badly I want to shoot this. I did dry fire it a couple times... possibly at a picture of Anne Frank or a nugget, but yeah, it'll be a safe queen un/fortunately.

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo9.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #497,639

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
pity :(

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 9.8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #497,640

@previous (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

I'm going to do a little work to it, just some linseed oil on the grips, and some CLP, then I'm going to take it to an armorer for a second look. I might cave and shoot one magazine. First I need to get a SS Waffen TC Waffle uniform before I go to the range though. Also picked up a couple other old gats I might post. The luger is just unique.

Figured a few tinycomrades would appreciate it, especially since Fuchs (being the reincarnation of [REDACTED] Fox) and you (being the reincarnation of Doktor Josef Mengele) are the incarnations of different nazis.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 9.8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #497,641

image.jpgReading the fine print.

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo9.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #497,642

@497,640 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
> you (being the reincarnation of Doktor Josef Mengele)
Wow the god hates me so much he reincarnated me from a nazi to a fucking monki.
Your cat could possibly be Hitler.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 9.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #497,643

image.jpg@previous (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

l think there's a good possibility. She's trying to start a race war against dogs already.

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo9.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #497,644

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Her mustache resemblance Hitler as well.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 9.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #497,645

image.jpgShe also takes the reptilian threat very seriously.

Not sure, but she may have added the components to explosives on our shopping list...

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 9.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #497,646

@497,644 (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

She's older now, probably around the age Hitler was after writing a little book in prison and rising to power.

We caught her raving to impressionable kittens in the back yard the other day.

She also has an allergy problem. Hitler had allergies. Coincidence or Hitler!

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo9.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #497,647

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Too much to be called a coincidence.
She is Hitler, can confirm.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 9.8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #497,648

@previous (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

Damn. You think you know a cat and they turn around and start the 5th Reich.

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo9.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #497,649

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Speaking of cats, you know FuckAlms is TC's housecat, and he prolly is a spy of reptoids as well.
Sit back and enjoy Nazi vs Reptoids leading by 2 cats.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 9.8 years ago, 27 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #497,650

@previous (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

True, FA is a Siberian snow cat from my understanding. At first I thought that meant FA just really really liked cocaine, but no, FA operates out of Siberia.

I wonder if they're working together as we speak? Regardless, I feel safer already.

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo9.8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #497,651

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Did your cat browse TC? I suspect FA snuffed scrambled secret messages in all the oversized pixel art pics he spammed in his own thread, that maybe the way they communicate under the radar.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 9.8 years ago, 43 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #497,652

@previous (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

She's always on or next to my keyboard when I'm browsing TC. Sometimes she'll even walk on it. Something tells me you're right and this could be some sort of code....

I'm going to talk to the dog and get him to keep and eye on her. I don't want nazi kitties being recruited in the backyard. This is an okay neighborhood, we don't need that scene here. It'll draw too much attention from the feds.

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+Anonymous D9.8 years ago, 9 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #497,660

@497,636 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
gross lol

+Morbid !vbsvhaneDY9.8 years ago, 6 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #497,665

@previous (D)
Bitch ain't got no ass

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 9.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #497,666

@previous (Morbid !vbsvhaneDY)

There's a gofundme for some cheek implants.

·Anonymous D9.8 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #497,687

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)

> There's a gofundme for some cheek implants.

that not gonna help a chubbo whitw girl out

·Anonymous B9.8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #497,688

@previous (D)
Wow RUDE

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 9.8 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #497,695

@497,687 (D)

Oh, dear. All those gofundme pages were for naught.

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