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Topic: What the Tinycouncil doesn't want you to know!
+Tinyconspiracy Theorist — 9.9 years ago #45,533
FND was created by the tinycouncil, as a way of scaring hard-working Tinycommrades out of their fruit roll-ups! There is no proof that Domestos will cure your autism! "Syntax" is just a well disguised android, gathering information, which is then sent to Sky Cat via 10-myle satellites! Sky Cat uses this information, to personalize our end of the world advertising experience! Everything you know about TC is a lie, our government knows the truth, but they aren't telling us!
Demand answers, seek the truth!(Edited 1 minute later.)
+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 9.9 years ago, 26 minutes later[T] [B] #497,337
Looks like we've got another live one. Time to enforce the involuntary euthanasia act.
If OP goes missing it has nothing to do with TinyCouncil. Hah, sprite, boners, niggers, buttshits, please continue on with your regularly scheduled shitposting.
·Tinyconspiracy Theorist (OP) — 9.9 years ago, 24 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #497,338
FEL is a fake organization, through which the Tinycouncil funnels your donations, making you feel safe and funding private tinyeletist ice cream socials!
Wake up, sheeple!
·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 9.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #497,339
@previous (Tinyconspiracy Theorist)
These allegations are baseless and without merit. Reported for libel against a true and honest non-profit organization.
Careful or TC will do more than report you, bud. Our peeps are always watching you. ·Tinyconspiracy Theorist (OP) — 9.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #497,340
The 4th Reich is a puppet organization, which also funnels through FEL, as is The WAIFU Project. The praise of Satan is real, but it's Levayan Satanism. Sorry, Theistic Satanists. %90 or grater of posts made about drinking Sprite, weren't actually made while drinking Sprite.
Stop buying in, fight against our oppressive Council!·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 9.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #497,341
@previous (Tinyconspiracy Theorist)
LaVeyan Satanism?
You're crossing the line, pal.
·Tinyconspiracy Theorist (OP) — 9.9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #497,342
@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
What happens behind closed doors at your private ice cream socials? Tell the Tinycommrades what you, and other Tinyelitists, do at these secret gatherings!
I will continue exposing TC's dark underbelly, if you do not give us a truthful answer. ·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 9.9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #497,343
@previous (Tinyconspiracy Theorist)
The Council and it's affairs are none of your concern. It's simply a private club that occasionally partakes in ice cream socials, that's all. Any of these ice cream socials that take place before major world events are entirely coincidental.
·Tinyconspiracy Theorist (OP) — 9.9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #497,345
@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
I warned you, bud.
They put small amounts of zombie powder in the ice cream at public socials, to make you more docile and obedient. Reptilians, Jews, and Nuggets are just a cover. The real threat, is bears with chainsaw hands. A certain poster is buying her own safety, by carrying out "jobs" for the Tinycouncil, under the guise of work for the FEL. ·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 9.9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #497,346
@previous (Tinyconspiracy Theorist)
"Zombie powder", lol. Do you honestly think anyone would believe you?
· !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 9.9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #497,348
@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
They'd be wise to.
+Anonymous C — 9.8 years ago, 3 days later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #497,517
Please tell me Myrtle Beach, South Carolina will be the first city to be euthanized?
+Anonymous D — 9.8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #497,518
@previous (C)
It'll probably be Knoxville, Tennessee.
·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 9.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #497,527
@497,348 (!uSk4BCgU1.)
Don't drink the caprisun.
·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 9.8 years ago, 4 days later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #497,703
@497,517 (C)
It's a weighted lottery system, so no such guarantees can be offered, but the odds are in Myrtle Beach's favor since someone who was spreading FND in TN died recently.
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