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Topic: New RRM approved silhouette cleared for TinyComrade firearms training

+Anonymous A9.9 years ago #45,517

SEPTEMBER MATCH.jpgInstructors:
PDF ver.

TinyComrades:

Step 1. Get gat and gatteries.

Step 2. Load gat.

Step 3. Set up silhouette between 25-100 yards depending on firearm.

Step 4. Shoot reptilian statist scum silhouette.

Step 5. ???

Step 6. Raise awareness about the reptilian menace from Alpha Draconis.

Step 7. Prepare for the end times.

Step 8. Consume Sprite.

Step 9. Take a nap.

Step 10. Idk, ask your mother.
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
pew pew pew2100%
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+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI9.9 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #497,222

Reptilians sure have strange anatomy. The killshot is in the lower abdomen?

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 9.9 years ago, 7 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #497,234

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
This is the first official release to none-RRM persons to familiarize the layman with the enemy.

Based on the most common rifles, handguns, and scatterguns used by the average American we believe shots to a reptoids soft underbelly to be the most reliable way to put them down with little to no paramilitary training. The space war is coming whether humanity is ready or not.

+Dead !Pool..v42s9.9 years ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #497,252

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
What if they have armor on their bellies like dragons?

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 9.9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #497,254

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
By Satan's sacred STDs don't say such a thing! We don't want to give them any ideas!

The next best places to target are the eyes, throat, mouth, cloaca, etc. Somewhat similar to other humanoids. Targeting the tail is almost always ineffective.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 9.9 years ago, 20 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #497,283

I know only a few people here actually like to pew pew and chill and despite it being on le reddit, it's all in good fun, if you want to join the match this month check out the link. I don't use the same username there, but some of you might be able to guess which one is me, I haven't posted my targets yet, but hopefully I'll go blat some lizards soon.(https://m.reddit.com/r/guns/comments/50rfp5/september_2016_irons_match/ https://m.reddit.com/r/guns/comments/50rfp5/september_2016_irons_match/). The rules are pretty simple. You have 15 rounds and three targets. You're shooting from 150 yards at oncoming reptilian sucm. The only support you can use is a sling. Shoot 5 rounds at each target. Shoot one target while standing, one target while kneeling/sitting, and one target while in the prone position. If you don't want to engage in reddit faggotry, we could arrange our own match if there are enough people that want to blat lizards or do some crossover match with another chan... like opchan obv. (If you're in a freedom hating country you could use an air rifle at a closer distance, perhaps 50 yards?).

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