Topic: Death by Dog with ak47

+nigga — 9.9 years ago #45,510

Mangled heads have been turning up all over queens and the inhabitants are scared. Twenty murders in one weeks, all committed with a dog with ak47, and still nobody has a clue who the stupid killer is.

Mr Grandmaster Flash is a killer and delightful painter with a fondness for killing out of towners. He doesn't know it yet but he is the only one who can stop the angry killer.

When his niģğä, Bill deBlasio, is kidnapped, Mr Flash finds himself thrown into the centre of the investigation. His only clue is a golden dog.

He enlists the help of a down to earth cop called Annie Blacksmith.

Can Blacksmith help Flash overcome his crack addiction and find the answers before the spiteful killer and his deadly dog with ak47 strike again?

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

·nigga (OP) — 9.9 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #497,131

Praise for Death by Dog with ak47
"Mr Flash is the best detective ever. A passion for killing out of towners and crack is something we all can relate to."
- The Daily Tale
"About as scary as a minute ant, but Death by Dog with ak47 does deliver an important message about the dangers of a dog with ak47."
- Enid Kibbler
"As always, a down to earth cop makes the best sidekick."
- Hit the Spoof
"I could do better."
- Zob Gloop

+Anonymous B — 9.9 years ago, 58 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #497,139

Why isn't TCNN covering this more? This is hard-hitting news.

We must arm ourselves with more betterer sophisticated weaponry before the dogs with AK47s in New York start spreading beyond NY.

On the brighter side there have been less confirmed cases of FND in NYC.

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