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FatFuck begs to be unbanned
miller.teach.global@gmail.com started this discussion 8 hours ago
https://minichan.org/topic/55052
Dear r04r,
Meals, whom I know in real life, once told me that you are a smart, rational person with a good heart. I would like to appeal to that person he described, with a list of reasons for which I petition my unbanning.
1. Compared to other Minichan posters, I am really not that bad. I do not spam pics like Doctor Whom. I do not post walls of text like Syntax. I do not constantly spam the board with talk of trannies, like Kook, Catherine, and Autphag. I do not spam the board with pics of micropenes like Becky. I know I am annoying, but, if you are being logical and rational, surely you must admit that I am not worse than anyone else.
2. I bring joy and happiness to the board. The songs I record bring joy to Kook, Ninjj, and others.
3. I have been at Minichan since literally Day One. I was one of the first posters to migrate from Tinychan. Thus, I am a longtime member who has loved the and I am a huge faggot for years. I am a legacy.
4. Though you may dislike me personally (which I can understand), I am a human being with feelings. I do not have much in my real life to be happy about. I have some severe problems from many places. Minichan gives me the opportunity to blow off steam, and to at least laugh a little every day. Without Minichan, I would fall into a deep depression.
These things being considered, r04r, please have mercy, and unban me. Please be a human being, and unban a fellow human being.
Sincerely,
fatfuck
A Mod replies
"Metæ joined in and replied with this 8 hours ago
@OP
He forgot the dozen "Syntax is an expert on China..." threads a day he beautified the and I am a huge faggot with."
Of the several quality n not so much replies in mine (Loaded with copypasta from Yaris Forum-
WORTH the Read to see how one decade ago Mods dealt with him
https://minichan.org/topic/55052#reply_713612
To OP
Wood this handle be Stealth? (you) joined in and replied with this 6 hours ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post
> Dear r04r,
> Meals, whom I know in real life, once told me that you are a smart, rational person with a good heart.
Many stand up and say Trump is a smart rational person with a good heart. Yet even you say that is BULLSHIT
> I would like to appeal to that person he described, with a list of reasons for which I petition my unbanning.
You have been around Chans long enough to know that Ban Evasion is unforgivable Email PM's IRC any other avenue. Using ban evasion and if that were successful, it would make the term Ban just laughable nonsense.
> 1. Compared to other Minichan posters, I am really not that bad. I do not {XYZABCbullshit*^%}
> I am not worse than anyone else.
> I do not constantly spam the board
Yes you do:
What you do is take ownership of every internet page you post on. You automatically assume everyone wants 50 to 70% of the content to be owned by you. It ends up as Flooding/SPAM
> I am a legacy.
Yes indeed you hold the legacy record as the most banned poster of any Chan. TC has created the ultimate tool to keep you Permabanned and now ban evading comes at a price of you ending up with family portraits that do keep you from returning to the threads. Even you find incest somewhat off putting. There is even a brand new set in production that is designed to keep many very Merry.
> I am a human being with feelings. I do not have much in my real life to be happy about. I have some severe problems from many places.
You forget you have the perfect solution which has worked for you in the past. If you want to own a Chan you know how to do that. Make your own playground and many will enjoy that. Ghoul you have been there and done that and Plagiarized content from the GetGo becomes you. Apparently its a family trait.
Why not set up a Chan based on your Transvestite Character Necrochick. You even have fresh new material to feature.
> Minichan gives me the opportunity to blow off steam, and to at least laugh a little every day.
> Without Minichan, I would fall into a deep depression.
For as long as you have used the Internet circa 1994 you have been deeply depressed. Many here are depressed. They do not end up requiring the babysitting you do.
> These things being considered, r04r, please have mercy, and unban me. Please be a human being, and unban a fellow human being.
You will remember this from Yaris
CaveatipseLiberationArmy
Banned
Drives: yaris
Join Date: Dec 2008
I am pleading with you. I want nothing more than to be a member of this community and post on this site. If people are mean to me, I will just ignore them. I will not get mad. I will not retaliate. I will not do anything wrong. All I want to do is to talk about the Yaris. Please, in this time of Christmas, moderators, please reach deep inside the cockles of your heart and find the mercy to forgive me and let me back in. I really, really want to be a part of this forum.
> "I had some ideas that were unconventional,and people started attacking me and mistreating me, so I got mad. That is the summary. "
PK198105
Super Moderator: The flying yaris to save fuel fest, then it was the which oil is best fest (was covered in at least 500 different Topics 1000 different threads) Spam & flooding the forum with how many times should I change the oil.
"Dude get it through your head your not getting a clean slate, NO SLATE FOR YOU!!"
> I am only asking for one last clean start. I was angry because of the way I was being treated here. I am sorry, and I repent. Please forgive me
PK198105
Super Moderator :Do you really take us for fools, no more clean starts for you. you are unable to stay civil. Ok guys we voted on this at least 5 times, and all the times it was against him. there is no point in voting anymore, he is not welcomed here. and he did have many chances to come back on, all started with the same song "IM SORRY I WILL REPENT".....lasted 2 days
PK198105
Super Moderator : His an IP scrambling device so he can make up to 256 new usernames a day and start 20 new topics everyday.
> CaveatipseLiberationArmy :Look, I really am just asking to talk about the Yaris. Plesae? Simply put, because I want to be part of a community.
Banned
PK198105
Super Moderator : Exactly! what the hell is the point?
I think you actually enjoy this, that is why you keep coming back AGAIN and AGAIN. But seriously, you need to come up with something better than, "I just want a clean slate..." because obviously that isn't working. So see you in a few days with another username.
> I like this website. I really do. I am sorry for my past angry behavior, and I want to make a clean start. Back then, I had lost a loved one in my life and had been diagnosed with a really bad >disease, and I was angry at the world. I admit I acted out, and took it out on you all. I am very sorry. I have come to peace with it, and I want to show you that I am really not a bad person. Will >you please forgive me?
PK198105
Super Moderator : Wow call me insensitive but this is the worst excuse on the planet. I stopped using that one in grade school.
Wow!!! you need help ill give you that
We need to stick to our guns otherwise we and the mods will loose credibility, rules are rules sorry
Another Mod chime in :Who died and what disease were you diagnosed with? Or is this just another excuse?
> My mother died and I have testicular cancer, and its spread to my penis. Do you want the lab report diagnosis? Jesus. My point is that I was not acting as I normally do. No one will lose credibility. In fact, people look up to those who are willing to forgive repentant sinners.
PK198105
Super Moderator : And your dog ate your homework. the circle of life is complete.
Dude your personal problems dont give you the right to be an ass!! simple. if you said that in the beginning in the off topic section then you most likely would have gotten some great advice and support, but no you decided to be a jackass so deal with it.
Here is a TC and Penis Forum Good luck in the future!
http://www.tc-cancer.com/forum/index.php
http://www.penis-cancer.com/forum/index.php
They will help you with your questions about how many times should I change my surgical dressings. Once a day? Once an hour? Once every 10 minutes?
CaveatipseLiberationArmy :
Banned
PK, sometimes in life, all of us have obstacles to try to overcome. My penis no longer functions and the cancer has spread to my colon. We all have our own defense mechanisms, and ways of dealing with it. Some of us have great life support circles, and some don't. Some of us tend to internalize our anger and act it out passive-aggressively. Why do we do it? I really do not know.
Therapy can help us understand, but ultimately, all of us have things we do in our lives that we know are wrong, and that we are not proud of. If there is one thing AA has taught me, it is that, though it might not always work, we have to try to rectify our wrongs, and to try to make amends. I am very, very sorry that I was a real jerk on this forum. I truly am. I wish I could take it back, but I cannot. Now, I am trying to make amends. I only want to discuss the Yaris. I just want to be a part of a community, even if it is online. Please, will you please find it in your heart to forgive me? Will you please let me just start posting about the Yaris again?
PK198105
Super Moderator: Uhmmm.................................let me think............................................. .................................................. ................hold on still thinking about it................................................ .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ..................wait wait its coming............................................ .................................................. .................................................. ..........NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PK198105
Super Moderator: PS You get caught in your own lies.
Another Mod chimes in: This is an online forum, with the vast world wide web out there you continually come back and attempt to get a rise out of people.
Your an attention whore that CLEARLY has no life whatsoever that you have to BEG over and over again to come back to this forum. You need to visit Attention whores.com and you'll fit right in.
There seriously is something wrong with you and its not funny. If you need attention this bad you should find someone to talk to, get back on your meds and/or find a short bridge and go for a long walk.
'MAD DOGSuper Syops posts:
Look, we seem to have gotten off on the wrong foot. I think we should let you back on the forum. I think the powers that be should let you in if you agree to the following conditions.
1: Post a picture of your Yaris and it's license plate
2: Post a picture of your drivers license
3: Post a clear picture of yourself without glasses or headwear
4: Post a picture of your house
5: Post a copy of a bill or letter sent to you
6: Post your mobile phone number, home phone number and work phone number
7: Post a copy of your payslip
8: Post all of your banking information including account numbers, pins, bank name, branch address etc.
9: Douse yourself in gas and light a match
10: Repeat step 9
11: Repeat step 9
12: Repeat step 9
Once you agree to all those terms and conditions i really don't see why we would not let you back on here.
Can you please trade in your Yaris and buy something else. Get a Honda fit and go on there forums. I'd really rather eat my own weight in dog shit (people who are gonna meet me in Jan 09 will know this is no easy task ) then have you running havoc on here again.
This is the nicest response to your request I could come up with. Now please eat shit and die.
PK198105
Super Moderator: No means no , its not a maybe not a perhaps. You have been banned again and again and given chances to better yourself after the 10th time , I think its enough.
Syops Super Mods and Mods get together and :Some time back we had a vote between moderators, all said ban
We had a poll between members, majority 78% either said ban or don't give two craps...
Democracy speaks.
Any attempt at posting will be deleted from now on.