Topic: The economy collasped yesterday
+Anonymous A — 9.9 years ago #45,464
in other news obama declared himself supreme ruler of the country. by God he is the best king ever and anyone who thinks otherwise should get their heads cut off for such injusticethey need to pass a law that allows us to murder obama's haters for slanderous speech.
Dow is over. 0.01 points the dow is at. but the glorious king will forge us past that with PURE WILL POWER anyone who thinks otherwise is a psychotic fucktard and deserves to be FUCKING SHITLISTED TO CANADA UNGRATEFUL FUCKS.
Republicans are FUCKING IDIOTS.
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+Kimmobama — 9.9 years ago, 9 minutes later[T] [B] #496,785
HOW ABOUT YOU GO OUT AND BUY SHIT AND TAKE OUT LOANS AND LIFT A FINGER FOR ONCE? I CAN'T KEEP PHOENIXING THIS ECONOMY FOREVER. START BUYING HOUSES, CONDOS, MANSIONS AND SPREAD THE FUCKING WORD!! STOP BEING DEAD
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 9.9 years ago, 9 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #496,794
Huh. I don't see any rioting in the streets. Guess the economy never really meant anything after all.
+Anonymous D — 9.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #496,797
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
FUD?
Better buy more sprite, guns, and ammo. Just to be on the safe side.
FUD?
Better buy more sprite, guns, and ammo. Just to be on the safe side.
+Bat Nugget is !grate/DTHM — 9.9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #496,798
@previous (D)
You should already have more Sprite, guns, ammo, and Domestos than you have storage space for, in case of a wide-spread FND outbreak. Do you even care about not becoming a nugget?!
You should already have more Sprite, guns, ammo, and Domestos than you have storage space for, in case of a wide-spread FND outbreak. Do you even care about not becoming a nugget?!
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·Anonymous D — 9.9 years ago, 16 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #496,799
@previous (Bat Nugget is !grate/DTHM)
> Do you even care about not becoming a nugget?!
Tis true that Sprite steels the nerves against thoughts of such a fate, but nuggetry can best be cured with a bullet to the brain stem. I'm currently training our cat to act accordingly and pull the trigger in the event I'm nuggetized. Upon finishing that task it will start a fire to cleanse the immediate area and escape in a small hot air balloon (that will double as a means to ignite the domicile) to the relative safety of Greenland.
I have more fate in the cat's sense of self-preservation and lack of remorse than it's human roommates, which are better burnt alive than nuggetified.
> Do you even care about not becoming a nugget?!
Tis true that Sprite steels the nerves against thoughts of such a fate, but nuggetry can best be cured with a bullet to the brain stem. I'm currently training our cat to act accordingly and pull the trigger in the event I'm nuggetized. Upon finishing that task it will start a fire to cleanse the immediate area and escape in a small hot air balloon (that will double as a means to ignite the domicile) to the relative safety of Greenland.
I have more fate in the cat's sense of self-preservation and lack of remorse than it's human roommates, which are better burnt alive than nuggetified.
·Bat Nugget is !grate/DTHM — 9.9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #496,801
@previous (D)
Indeed, good to find a Tinycomrade with a back up plan, for in case of the nuggetization of yourself.
Indeed, good to find a Tinycomrade with a back up plan, for in case of the nuggetization of yourself.
·Anonymous D — 9.9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #496,804
@previous (Bat Nugget is !grate/DTHM)
Admittedly the biggest hurdle was training the cat to operate a hot air balloon, not pulling a trigger. It's almost like they have a natural disposition to dispose of nuggets.
Admittedly the biggest hurdle was training the cat to operate a hot air balloon, not pulling a trigger. It's almost like they have a natural disposition to dispose of nuggets.
·Bat Nugget is !grate/DTHM — 9.9 years ago, 37 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #496,806
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