Topic: Obama just repealed the bill of rights
+Anonymous A — 9.9 years ago #45,445
It was just on live TV.
OBAMA: I have a great announcement to make. The United States is a great country and I'm about to make it better. The Bill of Rights is obsolete and the swastika demands we give up our rights. I am a freemason and my group has long awaited this day. Sorry my group caused the September 11th attacks it was our first attempt at dissolving the bill of rights. The founding fathers are here right now I brought them back to life.
(Guards bring them out one by one)
(Flyleaf starts playing I'm so sick)
Obama: what these people did to our country can never be forgiven by the freemasons. They broke the code of honor by passing the bill of rights. Guards... start hitting them.
(Guards start whipping the founding fathers as flyleaf keeps playing)
(The 1,200,000 member audience goes crazy)
Obama puts copy of bill of rights on the podium and lights it on fire.
Obama: your years of tyranny is up Washington I am now king
(Crowd goes wild)
Obama: begin officers
(The founding fathers are decapitated one by one the audience roaring louder as each one is killed)
Obama: now here's your new bill of rights by amendment:
1. Right to love king obama
2. Right to kill anyone who doesn't love king obama. A gun may be used for this purpose only
3. Right to be killed for taking badly about king obama
Obama is the best king ever. He will bring this country into peace for eternity.
OBAMA: I have a great announcement to make. The United States is a great country and I'm about to make it better. The Bill of Rights is obsolete and the swastika demands we give up our rights. I am a freemason and my group has long awaited this day. Sorry my group caused the September 11th attacks it was our first attempt at dissolving the bill of rights. The founding fathers are here right now I brought them back to life.
(Guards bring them out one by one)
(Flyleaf starts playing I'm so sick)
Obama: what these people did to our country can never be forgiven by the freemasons. They broke the code of honor by passing the bill of rights. Guards... start hitting them.
(Guards start whipping the founding fathers as flyleaf keeps playing)
(The 1,200,000 member audience goes crazy)
Obama puts copy of bill of rights on the podium and lights it on fire.
Obama: your years of tyranny is up Washington I am now king
(Crowd goes wild)
Obama: begin officers
(The founding fathers are decapitated one by one the audience roaring louder as each one is killed)
Obama: now here's your new bill of rights by amendment:
1. Right to love king obama
2. Right to kill anyone who doesn't love king obama. A gun may be used for this purpose only
3. Right to be killed for taking badly about king obama
Obama is the best king ever. He will bring this country into peace for eternity.
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| obama is the best king ever | 4 | 100% | |
| I want to die | - | 0% |
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.9 years ago, 5 minutes later[T] [B] #496,595
I was arrested for killing someone who didn't love king obama that's unconstitutional
+Anonymous B — 9.9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #496,596
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 9.9 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #496,602
Write-in: Kill yourself.+Anonymous D — 9.9 years ago, 4 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #496,604
Doesn't matter, bought more ammo and Sprite anyway.
+Anonymous E — 9.9 years ago, 14 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #496,619
That's some serious salt.
·Anonymous D — 9.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #496,620
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