Topic: I am your new doctor.

+Dr. Tyrone MD !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.9 years ago #45,381

Your previous doctor has dropped you as his client. By TC law as determined by Antikhristos' Forced Euthanasia Lobby, this board is required to have a medical professional on duty at all hours.

I am Dr. Tyrone MD and I am thrilled to be your active primary care physician.

Now, please, I insist, take your Domestos.

+Anti !M6R0eWkIpk — 9.9 years ago, 26 minutes later[T] [B] #496,078

Hi, I'm Antikhristos, spokesperson for FEL, and I'd like to take a moment to ask you all to give a warm welcome to Dr. Tyrone, MD.

Please note that while Dr. Tyrone is a nugget, he is immune to FND (Feral Negro Disorder/Disease), thanks to TinyChan's Dept. of [REDACTED] and R&D. FEL is more than an institution or movement hellbent on the eradication of all human life, it's an organization that values diversity in many things. For instance diversity in euthanasia techniques, biodiversity, and of course diversity in the workplace in accordance with federal laws. While FEL's headquarters have been relocated to international waters for legal reasons, satellite stations are still going strong in the US, Russia, Africa, Syria, Canada, Mexico, Yemen, Serbia, Croatia, and North Korea.

If any of you would like to 'catch the bus' and volunteer for euthanasia, Dr. Tryrone, M.D. can assist you in a painless and peaceful departure from your mortal coil through the wondrous life extinguishing elixir known by the brand name of 'Domestos' and it's generic equivalent known simply as sodium hypochlorite.

Thank you, that is all, or as the good Doktor woulds say, "up yer dosage."

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+Anonymous C — 9.9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #496,082

I got your new doctor right here

*grabs dick*

+Dr. Murray !W.ierdJjY2 — 9.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #496,088

@previous (C)
Medicate this

*grabs dick*

would have worked better

+Dr.Louie PhD./MD. !uSk4BCgU1. — 9.9 years ago, 27 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #496,093

"Dr." Tyrone, you are aware that any and all FND sufferers are not permitted to practice medicine in the country of Tinychania, right? As leading physician in the fight against FND, I must insist you cease all medical practice, and report to your nearest FND Treatment Center. If you do not put and end to your activities, the FEL will be forced to intervene.

You have been warned. You have 24 hours to report to your nearest facility. If you do not turn up by then, FEL will begin it's search for you.

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