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Topic: does this photo of fatfuck licking a cell phone with a penis on it surprise you?
+Anonymous A — 9.9 years ago #45,377

Well, does it?
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
| nope, it is common for matt to licks penises | 3 | 100% | |
| yes, but I thought it was only Bert who liked to lick penises? | - | 0% | |
+Anonymous B — 9.9 years ago, 21 minutes later[T] [B] #495,987
He's not even licking it! He's just sticking his tongue out. This is an outrage!
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.9 years ago, 26 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #495,989
@previous (B)
Doesn't matter though matt, look at you. You're really enjoying it.
·Anonymous B — 9.9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #495,991
@previous (A)
I'm not matt, dumbshit. I'm saying it's an outrage that he's faking the licking.
+Anonymous C — 9.9 years ago, 12 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #496,023
@OP
No, it doesn't surprise me, but the penis should be black.
+Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM — 9.9 years ago, 6 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #496,046
It's just some middle aged sperg licking a cellphone.
In all reality this is a common trend amongst the window-lickers of today. Once a window-licker encounters a smartphone, tablet, or other similar mobile device, they soon become bewildered by the screens. These invalids often mistake these screens for windows and occasionally suffer mild shocks as a result, which does little to curb their natural inclination to lick windows and window-like objects.
The most humane course of action is to euthanize such creatures immediately where possible.
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