Notice: Home alone tonight?
Topic: So, whatever happened to Bert?
+Anonymous A — 10 years ago #45,298
Did he get assraped by a bunch of big black motherfuckers and left for dead in a pool of his own reeking filth?
+Anonymous B — 10 years ago, 25 minutes later[T] [B] #495,193
he got banned from here and minichan so now he has nothing other than the donut factory and everclear
+Bat Nugget is !grate/DTHM — 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #495,194
Who cars?
+[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk — 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #495,196
I wanna fite him
+The LoL — 10 years ago, 39 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #495,197
@OP
We are pleased to hear about the possibly of RapistBackAlleyJunkieScumBert having a run-in with Karma.
+Anonymous F — 10 years ago, 20 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #495,199
@495,194 (Bat Nugget is !grate/DTHM)·Anonymous F — 10 years ago, 33 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #495,202

also, never forget
+Anti !M6R0eWkIpk — 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #495,216
@495,196 ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
I'm sure he'll be there any minute now since Bert's track records shows he would never step down from a challenge... unless it was too far, he didn't have gas money, lacks a passport, his schedule wouldn't allow for it, or his intended target was imaginary, etc.
+Anonymous H — 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #495,219
·Anonymous A (OP) — 10 years ago, 41 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #495,223
@495,193 (B)
@previous (H)
Are his employers aware of his unique approach to poking holes in the rings?
+Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #495,226
@previous (A)
Plus his special recipe of cream filled donut
·Anonymous F — 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #495,228
@495,223 (A)
So like, what are the pubes made of? Those look like fucking nails.
·[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk — 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #495,258
@495,216 (Anti !M6R0eWkIpk)
Ill be there in 15 minutes
·Anti !M6R0eWkIpk — 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #495,262
@previous ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
Oh fu-, only 5 minutes to go. Keep us updated. I'll just keep F5in' until you report back.
·[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk — 10 years ago, 18 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #495,313
@495,258 ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
> Ill be there in 15 minutes
On my way
·Dr.Paracelsus !M6R0eWkIpk — 10 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #495,380
@previous ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
I think it's been over 15 minutes, idk, but my F5 key broke and my hand is starting to cramp. Can you get carpal tunnel in 15 minutes? Anyway, on to ctrl + r.
·[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk — 10 years ago, 11 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #495,400
@previous (Dr.Paracelsus !M6R0eWkIpk)
It seems my machine broke down and 15minutes could mean up to 15 weeks :/
·Antikhistos !M6R0eWkIpk — 10 years ago, 9 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #495,433
@previous ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
Just mail me a lette when it goes down. My eyes felt like they wee going to stat bleeding again anyway. Moe boken keys too.
+Ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 10 years ago, 17 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #495,467
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