Topic: A conversation between Bert and Fatfuck
+Anonymous A — 10.2 years ago #45,168
Bert: So, where does all that stuff go, Matt?Fatfuck: (gulp) What'd you say, Bert?
+Anonymous B — 10.2 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #494,252
TGcomix, you really have some homosexual fetish for Indy.
+Anonymous C — 10.2 years ago, 6 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #494,317
A real conversation between Bert and fattfuck......
Bert: Hey Matt, wanna..suck my..dick?
Matt: Uh, no?
Bert: Do it or I will..curbstomp your..face into..the sidewalk.
Matt: This won't like, make me gay or anything will it?
Bert: No, you only turn gay when..you in the navy..don't worry..I suck nugget cock..on a daily..basis..so I will..return the..favor.
Matt: Why don't we do the 69 position?
Bert: what? I can't..even count..that high.
Matt: OK, I'll start sucking, then you do me.
Bert: OK, fair..ooh..ahh..oh yes Matt..you do that..so well..
Nuggets in background: Wat da fuck yo? Bert be our bitch.
Sounds of Bert and Matt getting a facelift by a lead pipe. Compliments of the Knoxville nuggets.
Bert: durrrrrr..durrrrr..my face hurts.
Nuggets: shut the fuck up fat white boy, we be taking you back to da alley and face fucking you agin muddafukka.
And that, is a true(and real) conversation between Matt and Bert. And also the real reason Bert had that facelift done a while back.
Bert: Hey Matt, wanna..suck my..dick?
Matt: Uh, no?
Bert: Do it or I will..curbstomp your..face into..the sidewalk.
Matt: This won't like, make me gay or anything will it?
Bert: No, you only turn gay when..you in the navy..don't worry..I suck nugget cock..on a daily..basis..so I will..return the..favor.
Matt: Why don't we do the 69 position?
Bert: what? I can't..even count..that high.
Matt: OK, I'll start sucking, then you do me.
Bert: OK, fair..ooh..ahh..oh yes Matt..you do that..so well..
Nuggets in background: Wat da fuck yo? Bert be our bitch.
Sounds of Bert and Matt getting a facelift by a lead pipe. Compliments of the Knoxville nuggets.
Bert: durrrrrr..durrrrr..my face hurts.
Nuggets: shut the fuck up fat white boy, we be taking you back to da alley and face fucking you agin muddafukka.
And that, is a true(and real) conversation between Matt and Bert. And also the real reason Bert had that facelift done a while back.
+Fat Nigger !XUH8QdMbvI — 10.2 years ago, 19 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #494,319
Y'all niggas gay
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