Topic: Has your cat upgraded to Satan?
+Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 10 years ago #45,160
If he\she has ever done catnip, we have good news. Your cat has upgraded to Satan.9/10 autists agree, catnip is as much a gateway drug to Satan as injecting marijuanas directly into your brain stem.
Rejoice over your feline companions, because they are wise in their choices.
Thanks for your time. Hail Timychan.org Satan!
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+Anonymous B — 10 years ago, 3 hours later[T] [B] #494,247
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·Maddy is !grate/DTHM (OP) — 10 years ago, 5 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #494,307
+chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #494,310
I took in my friends foster cat. I think he's an abused stray, they told her he's feral. He's gorgeous as fuck but pretty shy. He's been having meow offs with my cat thru the door.Also I tried catnip but my cats too young to get it :(
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·Bat Nugget is !grate/DTHM (OP) — 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #494,324
@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)That's cool that you adopted him. It's not cool if he's been abused, that sucks. I've never heard of age being a factor in being stimulated by catnip. It could be, IDK. I do know that a certain percentage of cats aren't affected at all by catnip. Don't worry, if your cat has used catnip, then he/she has upgraded to Satan. Just send us your shirt size, and P.O. Box number, and we will send you this snazzy T-shirt.
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+The Asshole — 10 years ago, 26 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #494,328
Mine upgraded 2 years ago. He has pleased Satan so well, he's earned his horns.+chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 10 years ago, 57 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #494,331
@494,324 (Bat Nugget is !grate/DTHM)
sadly i haven't adopted him - he's my buddy's foster and he's with me for the summer while she's at home. although if it goes at this rate i might wanna keep him. he's too sweet for a stray.
yeah apparently kitties aren't affected by catnip until ~6 months! i guess cat puberty
sadly i haven't adopted him - he's my buddy's foster and he's with me for the summer while she's at home. although if it goes at this rate i might wanna keep him. he's too sweet for a stray.
yeah apparently kitties aren't affected by catnip until ~6 months! i guess cat puberty
·Anonymous A (OP) — 10 years ago, 35 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #494,333
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