Topic: Himequest

+vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 — 10 years ago #45,089

You are Tinyhime, one of the top BBS mascots in the city.

Your service as a mascot is frequent, and the compensation is adequate.

You've found yourself in a room, with just a can of SPRITE and your LAPTOP COMPUTER, the browser set to the page you act as a mascot for.

There is a pair of SCISSORS on the floor, and POSTERS covering the wall.

What will you do?

y'all have done this before right? throw in a reply with a command and things will happen

edit: mirrored all of the pages here, for easy reading? why not

(Edited 2 days later by a moderator.)

+Anonymous B — 10 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #493,408

use scissors on laptop

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 18 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #493,411

@previous (B)

You take the scissors, and lunge in for the kill.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 26 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #493,412

The deed is done. The LAPTOP takes fatal damage, and you accrue +10 EXP.

+Anonymous C — 10 years ago, 51 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #493,413

> one light bulb
Is this Matt's room?
Throw laptop at Christopher Eccleston poster

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 54 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,415

@previous (C)

You channel all of your anger at this smug looking british motherfucker, and lift your laptop.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 27 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,416

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

As you get ready to toss the laptop, you look again, and his charm overtakes you.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 46 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,417

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

You cannot do it, you cannot besmirch the poster of your favorite doctor. Matt Smith, definitely. David Tennant, probably. But not Eccleston.

+Anonymous D — 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,418

drink sprite and dont give a fuck

+Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 10 years ago, 12 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,419

drink sprite, ofc

damn

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

+Anti !M6R0eWkIpk — 10 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,421

> >drink sprite

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,422

@493,418 (D)
@493,419 (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
@previous (Anti !M6R0eWkIpk)

You take a seat against the wall and imbibe your soft drink, leaving the puddle from where it was... leaking? You think it was leaking. Maybe it just fell in a puddle from another soda. Who cares.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 26 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,423

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

You certainly don't.

·Anonymous D — 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,425

@493,422 (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
1. rip ghostbusters poster from wall
2. ???
3. profit

·Anti !M6R0eWkIpk — 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,426

I put on my robe and wizards hat.

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10 years ago, 26 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,429

> this thread

Make a skinny 'lampshade' out of the ghostbusters poster and do shadow puppets on the wall.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 29 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,430

@493,425 (D)

Disillusioned from the ennui of lemon-lime soda, you attempt to take it out on your Ghostbusters poster, a gift from a deceased friend. Okay, not friend, more like jester. But an acquaintance nonetheless.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 38 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,431

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

You jam it into your inventory and remember why you put it up to begin with.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 26 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,432

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

You gaze into the hole.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 22 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,433

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

And the hole gazes back into you.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 44 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,434

@493,429 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

You immediately pull the poster back out and wrap it around the lightbulb.

·Anonymous D — 10 years ago, 36 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,435

@493,431 (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
retrieve scissors, you may need them later. pray this isn't a glory hole or something. inb4 futa

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 7 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,436

@493,434 (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

This is an absolutely flawless impression of a person sticking their hands in a light to cast some shadows. You are a true artist, and anyone you know would be astounded at your skills.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,437

@493,435 (D)

You stick the scissors in your inventory. Rubber grip, very useful for impaling machinery without risk of electrocution. Pulling out the scissors also dealt overkill damage to the laptop, netting you another 10 EXP.

·Anonymous D — 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,438

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
might as well rip off the eccleston poster to see what is behind it.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 17 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,439

@previous (D)

You stroke his beautiful jacket...

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 33 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,440

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

...and shove it into your inventory, revealing the abomination the previous tenant left for you.

·Anonymous D — 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,441

@493,439 (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
now reach into the hole and see what you can find

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 57 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,442

@previous (D)

You stick your hand in the hole, and wonder if...

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 20 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,443

@493,441 (D)

You can just kind of reach over...

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 23 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,444

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

And...

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 15 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,445

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

Whoops.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 48 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,446

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

Oh boy.

i have the follow up to this sketched out but its 3:30 am and my tablet pen is dying, and i am dying, so im gonna. sleep

·Anonymous D — 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,447

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
inb4 hand is stuck and needing to cut it off

guro

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 16 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,504

You hear a loud whirring across the room.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 17 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,505

And the drawer opens.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 18 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,506

@493,447 (D)

And your arm is now stuck.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 20 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,508

You attempt to not give a fuck, but you cannot find your Sprite.

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 10 years ago, 32 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,510

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
eh ionno punch wall see if the other side notice or if the wall break

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,516

@previous (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

You ready your fist...

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 18 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,517

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

...and send it wall-ward.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 59 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,518

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

Pulling your hand out seems to have no effect...

(Edited 5 minutes later.)

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,519

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

So you try one last time...

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 15 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,520

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

And succeed.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 28 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,521

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

The leftover mass falls to the ground.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 25 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,522

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

Revealing you do, in fact, have fingers. Who knew.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,523

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
Now you can actually use the scissors for more than stabbing! Try widening the hole.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 56 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,524

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 54 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,525

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

You equip the SCISSORS. The grip is cold against your newly exposed fingers. These scissors are your only friends, right now. It's going to be a long night.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 23 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,526

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

The poster of Christopher Eccleston is now alone in your inventory.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 20 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,527

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

And the drywall is too strong to try and cut through.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10 years ago, 59 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,528

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
I guess we're back to stabbing then. Try and level-up by grinding on that stubborn drywall. And while we're at it, let's dispose of that tasteless poster.

(Edited 8 minutes later.)

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,529

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

You draw your blade, ready to strike.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,530

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

You miss the attack, hitting everything in the near vicinity.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,531

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

However, these casualties net you another 10 EXP.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 16 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,532

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

You have levelled up!

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 40 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,533

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

You have reached the rank of FUCKTARDED TROLL, up one from your previous rank. Your skills know no bounds. Truly, you are the most accurate of warriors.

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,534

this thread

also since we want to get rid of the Christopher Eccleston poster, why not fold it into a paper helmet for +1 defense

also tkae off that keep calm poster as well

P.S. lol whats with the highest level

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,535

@previous (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
that's not the highest rank. it scrolls up from there. the highest rank is actually "Respected Tripfag", since its just as unattainable a status as the highest rank

You fold the Eccleston poster into a TRICORNE. Or, just a PAPER HAT, since tricornes are very hard to fold. You expect a DEFENSE boost, but actually, you get a boost in CHARISMA, as his beautiful face graces your hat equip region.

> Edit: Forgot the laptop lmfao

(Edited 36 seconds later.)

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 20 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,536

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

Wait.

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 10 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,537

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
the poster gone missing?

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,551

@previous (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
Well, I did say to dispose of it.

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 10 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,578

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
i mean the keep calm one

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,581

@previous (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
So do I.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,582

@493,537 (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

It seems to be gone.

(Edited 4 hours later by a moderator.)

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,583

ugh, my gif exporter is super finnicky. like that last image is supposed to be at 3 fps and that is definitely NOT 3 fps.

i'm using sai animation assistant since its the only thing i really know, besides photoshop, which is way too fuckin' bulky for just importing a png sequence. :/

any suggestions?

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 31 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,586

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
Followup: Just gonna use Imagemagick because fuck it.

·Anonymous B — 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,589

@493,582 (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
punch the place where it was

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,592

@493,583 (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
Better? GIMP is grate

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,596

@493,589 (B)

You fling your fist wall-ward once more.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 17 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,597

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

Your savagery is rewarded.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,598

@493,592 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
much better thank u

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,600

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
open left fist, it looks epic weird to have fingers only on right hand

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 46 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,602

@previous (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

The asymmetry is killing you.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 52 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,603

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

You tear at the fleshy mass covering your fingers.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 26 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,604

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

A strange light fills the room.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 21 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,605

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,606

mirrored all of the pages here, for easy reading? why not

edit: a mod should probably put this in the OP

(Edited 12 seconds later.)

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,623

@493,605 (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
see if the fleshy blob bounces

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 10 years ago, 9 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,640

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
wait is that flesh blob the meat of her palm
are her hands now nothing but bones

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 35 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,641

@previous (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,642

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
damn

Pull the power cable of the laptop off the wall and fling one end into the hole on the wall
see if it can hook on something or catch the attention of the faggot sitting on the other side

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,643

@previous (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

You cannot see the faggot in the other room! You toss the cable through the hole, hoping to hit something anyways.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 24 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,644

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

You hear it hit the floor.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 23 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,645

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

The person in the other room picks it up.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 22 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,646

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

But we don't know who this person is! Who are they?

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,647

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
Say hello thru the hole

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 20 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,649

@previous (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

You greet the person whose appearance you're not quite sure of with a "Hello."

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 21 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,650

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

They wave back.

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 10 years ago, 40 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,652

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
ask him if he know how to get out of the room

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10 years ago, 24 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,653

@previous (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
I'm guessing the door which is on the one wall we haven't seen yet. It was never stated that we are trapped in said room.

Also, hasn't this guy heard about the shortage of question marks.

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,656

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
ouch. the lack of windows and door deceived me.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,658

@previous (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
Sounds like an apartment in China.

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,659

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
gotta escape before certain pedo came back

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,660

@493,652 (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
@493,653 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Here's a rough floor plan of every room so far.

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 10 years ago, 35 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,661

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
> no door
damn Im right, she's trapped
again, ask if the anonymous has any clue of how to get out of this china room

(Edited 9 seconds later.)

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,662

@previous (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

He points you towards the drawer in the corner of the room.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 19 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,663

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 21 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,664

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

You pull out the cloth in the drawer.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,665

@493,426 (Anti !M6R0eWkIpk)
@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

You don your wizard robe. BLACK MAGIC fills your veins, the irresistable power pouring through your hands, and your mind filling with thoughts of creatures greater than man, greater than gods. You get a +1 boost to ARCANA.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 19 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,666

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

Oh, there's your Sprite.

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,667

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
use magic to refill sprite can with sprite

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 1 day later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,710

@previous (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

You wield your MAGICAL POWER unsettlingly close to the can.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 51 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,711

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

Out of a mixture of respect and fear, the SPRITE refills itself.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10 years ago, 53 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,712

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
Praise Satan for this wonderful power of endless Sprite!

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 10 years ago, 15 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,713

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
don't forget to crave a reverse pentagram on the floor with the scissors

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,716

@493,712 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

You carve a pentagram in the ground.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 22 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,717

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 29 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,718

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

The BUST OF A LESSER DAEMON lands on the ground.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 23 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,719

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

You give it a solid fist bump as gratitude.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,720

@493,717 (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
fun fact: this is panel 66. on panel 66, demons appeared

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,721

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
nice, ask him to punch that hole on the wall into a fucking huge hole

and before I forgot, let her stash the unlimited sprite can into inventory, and check if that drawer have anything else within.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,723

@previous (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

You point to the wall and...

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 31 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,724

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

Oh, it's made of marble.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 15 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,725

@493,721 (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

You stash the SPRITE into your inventory. You grab the GHOSTBUSTERS POSTER as well, since it was making lighting continuity kind of weird.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,726

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

In the drawer is an ODDLY SHAPED OBJECT. It could be a croissant, or a bracelet? You're not sure.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10 years ago, 34 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,727

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
Try wearing it as a mustache.

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,728

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
so much this, and investigate that mysteriously gone "keep calm" poster

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,729

@493,727 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

This is incredibly silly, and you're not sure how it fits into your campaign to escape this room, OR the investigation into the missing Everclear poster.

But it's hard to resist getting a little silly sometimes. Especially when you are absolutely positive no one is watching.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10 years ago, 44 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,730

@493,728 (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
We switched out the Eccleston hat for a keep calm hat. After all, drunk people sustain less damage in car accidents than the sober people they hit.

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 10 years ago, 18 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,731

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

> We switched out the Eccleston hat for a keep calm hat.

Didnt see it mentioned

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,736

@previous (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
Implied by Eccleston poster in inventory while wearing hat @493,725 (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,737

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
oh wow grate observation

cast teleportation spell to get out

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,738

@493,736 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
there's a bunch of continuity/art errors, esp w regards to lightning and the size of the hole in the wall, but that wasnt one of them :')

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10 years ago, 29 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,739

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
Quiet you! I'm trying to compensate for the fact that I failed to specify the keep calm poster when I said "And while we're at it, let's dispose of that tasteless poster." in @493,528 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
:/

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 10 years ago, 8 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,742

@493,738 (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Alright then fuck poster
not sure what her magic can do, try casting some random spell on the dead laptop and see what happen

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,744

@previous (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
You realize this has the potential to create Skynet, right?

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,745

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
You realize that would be what I want

·The Robot — 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,749

@previous (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
Beep bop boop.

+Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 10 years ago, 49 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,750

@previous (The Robot)

Sup, Skycat?

·The Robot — 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,752

@previous (Maddy is !grate/DTHM)
Beep bop boop.

·Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 10 years ago, 28 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,755

@previous (The Robot)

You don't say? Crazy shit, bro.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 10 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,767

@493,742 (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

You ambiguously throw some magic towards the laptop.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 53 seconds later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,768

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

The laptop screen is fixed, and is now covered in... other laptops. Okay.

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,769

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
weird shit
plug back in the power cable and switch it on

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,773

@493,768 (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
Log on to tinychan.org and read this thread, creating some sort of weird paradox in which you can give yourself control of the situation which will probably have disastrous and widespread ramifications for the entire timespace continuum, but fuck all that noise, nobody ever accomplished anything worthwhile by playing it safe, right? Right?????

·Anti !M6R0eWkIpk — 10 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,792

@493,768 (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

Call tech support or cast magic missile at the wall with the glory hole.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 12 hours later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,855

@493,773 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

You log on to the site and...

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 43 seconds later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,856

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

This thread sure is great.

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,858

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
I think it is

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 10 years ago, 23 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #493,919

@493,855 (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
cast magic to the wall, turning it into a big chocolate bar
and eat my way to the other side of the room

·Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 10 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #493,923

@493,856 (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

Before she can eat her way out, TH notices several nuggets hanging around outside.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #493,962

@493,919 (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

You get ready to perform your largest spell yet.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 23 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #493,963

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

You focus your energy, deep within your soul.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 17 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #493,964

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

You feel it. You feel the cosmos.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 18 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #493,965

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

Absolutely nothing happened.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #493,967

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

The anon in the other room gets bored and drops the laptop cable.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #493,968

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

Really bored.

·Anti !M6R0eWkIpk — 10 years ago, 54 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #493,970

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

Tell him about the wonders of autoerotic asphyxiation and then strangle him once he has the cable around his neck?

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #493,988

@previous (Anti !M6R0eWkIpk)

You give him the harshest scowl you can imagine.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 40 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #493,989

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

You almost suggest he get the cable for autoerotic asphyxiation, but while doing so...

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 24 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #493,990

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

He does it himself.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 19 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #493,991

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

You yank on the cable.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 24 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #493,992

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 17 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #493,993

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 25 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #493,994

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 15 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #493,995

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 18 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #493,996

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 28 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #493,997

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

The anon is dead, but whatever. The path is now open.

·Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #493,998

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

Climbs through hole, and looks around.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #493,999

@493,996 (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
Push buttons on that machine.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #494,001

@493,998 (Maddy is !grate/DTHM)

You are now in ANON'S ROOM. Within your sight, there is a SHELF, with the things on the shelf conveniently outside of the frame, a BOX OF TISSUES, various "USED" TISSUES, a September 1993 edition of PLUSH RUMP, a closed DRAWER, and a INTELLIGENT GEOGRAPHIC CAUSALITY INTERTWINER. (IGUAN for short, because fuck your acronyms.)

(Edited 16 seconds later.)

·Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #494,002

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

Open drawer, and look through Anon's personal belongings.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #494,005

@previous (Maddy is !grate/DTHM)

You look through the drawer, and it's beautiful... it's...

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 26 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #494,006

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

It's not safe for work.

·Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #494,008

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

Becomes bored, carelessly tosses aside the dildo, and begins fiddling indiscriminately with IGUAN.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 24 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #494,009

@494,006 (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

Also in the drawer is a TINYHOMO™ bobblehead, and a print edition of HOMOQUEST, Act 1.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #494,010

@494,008 (Maddy is !grate/DTHM)

You become bored, carelessly tossing the dildo aside.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 40 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #494,011

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

It lands flawlessly on the shelf.

100 PANELS GET

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #494,012

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

You stand before the I.G.U.A.N., wondering what secrets it may hold...

·Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 10 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #494,013

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

Feverishly begins pressing button, pulling levers, and flipping switches.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10 years ago, 56 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #494,017

@494,011 (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
At some point, be sure to swipe that wallet. I don't think Anon will be needing it anymore.

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #494,034

wield the dildo as hip area gear

(Edited 35 seconds later.)

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #494,039

@previous (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
"Back off! I have a dildo and I know how to use it!"

·TRUE CHAMPION vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #494,079

@494,017 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

You stash the wallet in your inventory.

·TRUE CHAMPION vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 30 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #494,080

@494,013 (Maddy is !grate/DTHM)

·TRUE CHAMPION vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 18 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #494,081

@previous (TRUE CHAMPION vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

·TRUE CHAMPION vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 26 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #494,082

@previous (TRUE CHAMPION vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

The button is broken.

·TRUE CHAMPION vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #494,083

@previous (TRUE CHAMPION vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

You gain 100 EXP for the kill.

·Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 10 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #494,087

@previous (TRUE CHAMPION vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

equip dildo, and begin looking for a way to advance further.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #494,088

@494,012 (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
@494,079 (TRUE CHAMPION vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
FYI, your panel count is off by 1.
There goes the space/time continuum...

·TRUE CHAMPION vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #494,089

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
yeah, it got off around ~70, when the demon bust came in. i was gonna do the hold on the marble face for an extra panel but i couldnt think of something to write so i just cut it

this is the mysterious missing panel 71

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10 years ago, 1 week later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #495,011

@494,083 (TRUE CHAMPION vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
Surely this machine must do something, right? Lets go to ask~~jeeves~~ syntax and look up the model number.

(Edited 19 seconds later.)

+Anonymous I — 10 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #495,018

Pour some Sprite into one of the pipes on the machine.

+Anonymous J — 10 years ago, 2 days later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #495,132

What happens next??

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