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Topic: Shocking: Sonic is behind cattle mutilations

+Anonymous A10.1 years ago #45,064

sanic.pngObviously the bright spinning colors hypnotize autists into going out and knifing cows to death.

+Maddy is !grate/DTHM10.1 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #493,184

hedgehogrape.pngSonic will also rape anything that has/had a pulse.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 11 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #493,185

@previous (Maddy is !grate/DTHM)
Sonic is truly the most vile of mammals.

·Maddy is !grate/DTHM10.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #493,186

@previous (A)

I always knew that hedgehog was up to no good.

+Anti !M6R0eWkIpk10 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,260

@OP
Close. See, the creators of Sonikku za Hejjihoggu were abducted by an extraterrestrial entity (not from Alpha Draconis), [REDACTED]. A cult soon started within 'Sega', best known as [REDACTED]. Of course formal worship of the mighty and terrible one, [REDACTED], is rarely seen in the West, with one well known exception being Bohemian Grove. However individual worship of [REDACTED][...][REDACTED] does occur after exposure to subliminal messages hidden within certain vidya gaems and other media that encourage susceptible persons (most commonly autists) to acts of worship in the form of cattle mutilation, guro papercraft, [REDACTED], and shitposting.

While such cults are known at the highest levels to Mossad, NSA, KGB, FBI, FEL, CIA, [REDACTED], and [REDACTED]. They are [REDACTED][...][REDACTED]. Which [REDACTED][...][REDACTED]. Resulting in [REDACTED][...][REDACTED] and other terrorist attacks such as 9-11.

For more information contact your local [REDACTED] or the Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria.

+Catherine !TGirlYJKXM10 years ago, 1 day later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,410

@previous (Anti !M6R0eWkIpk)
Is Sonic the Hedgehog a tool for the Force Euthanasia Lobby?

·Anti !M6R0eWkIpk10 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,424

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
FEL has no official religious affiliation and doesn't benefit monetarily or otherwise from cattle mutilations or other acts of worship to [REDACTED]... with one possible exception.

Humans may be sold by representatives of FEL (like you and Duck were)... and occasionally they're sold for the express purpose of being used as sacrificial offerings. Whether they're sacrificed to [REDACTED] or not isn't FELs concern.

FELs only one concern is that sacrificial offerings sold through its channels are euthanized within a reasonable time frame (with few exceptions).

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

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