Topic: ATTN: Agent Maddy, TCPv2.0...
+Anti !M6R0eWkIpk — 10.1 years ago #45,011
The preparations have begun anew, but unfortunately we'll need more medicine and more cat wranglers, only [REDACTED#2] survived and the footage was lost. We did glean some valuable information though and my findings will be forwarded to you shortly. However our dispersal system is going to need to some serious tweaking if not scrapped and redone from scratch.
V/R,
Anti, No. 1CAr.
TC R&D, SD
TCPv2.0, Co-Project-Dir.
Srenob, Inc.
V/R,
Anti, No. 1CAr.
TC R&D, SD
TCPv2.0, Co-Project-Dir.
Srenob, Inc.
(Edited 47 seconds later.)
·Anti !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #492,524
+Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 10.1 years ago, 9 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #492,526
I'm currently working on setting up a new squadron, since Unit 1647-BNrZ was arrested in REDACTED under charges of REDACTED while REDACTED. Unit 6348-SPRiT is currently being trained under agent 183-BUTshTZ. Medicine is being produced as quickly as we can, and more kitties are being wrangled as we speak. I leave revamping the dispersal system to you.
+The Asshole — 10.1 years ago, 42 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #492,527
Sounds serious. Anything I can do to help?
·Anti !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #492,531
@previous (The Asshole)
Thank you for your interest in the TCPv2.0 research program.
Before I start processing any paperwork though...
Do you:
‣Have Any Medical Conditions That Would Keep You From Participating in a Medical Trial?
‣Have Any Loved Ones, Family, Or Friends That Might Notice Your Absence?
‣Any Fidelity to the False Gods (YHVH, Jehovah, Allah, etc)?
‣An Active Life Insurance Policy in Excess of $100K?
How much experience do you have with:
‣'Medicine'
‣Mechanical Engineering
‣Feline Handling
‣Breaking and Entering
‣Dealing with Psychotic Episodes
‣Coping and/or Staying Sane When Confronted by Unspeakable Cosmic Horrors from Beyond the Stars
‣Corpse Disposal
‣Spreadsheets
Thank you again for your interest.
Regards,
Anti, No. 1CAr.
TC R&D, SD
TCPv2.0, Co-Project-Dir.
Srenob, Inc.
@492,526 (Maddy is !grate/DTHM)
I'm back to working on an aerosol grenade type dispersal system in addition to a new and improved emergency tranquilizer in the form of a foam which will hijack parts of the existing sprinkler system with heavy modification and replacing most of the pipes. This fail-safe will be attached to emergency buttons in all handler stations and the control room. We've also elected to arm certain members of the research team in case things go sideways again when we attempt to open the gates. This idea was received with mixed feelings as [REDACTED#2] fears that handlers will go mad again as well and start doing more than gouging out their own eyes if they're armed. I of course laughed that off an did it anyway.
Of course we didn't expect the entity we've referred to as [REDACTED] to be able to cause so much havoc at once, but we'll be better prepared this time all around. Body armor was a no go in case a wrangler were to become... for lack of a better word 'possessed' and thus possibly more difficult to dispatch. This will be another woefully costly venture, but we have to uncover [REDACTED] before [REDACTED does.
Really, I should keep most of this to our private channel.
Hope you're doing well, comrade. All is well on the Eastern front.
Thank you for your interest in the TCPv2.0 research program.
Before I start processing any paperwork though...
Do you:
‣Have Any Medical Conditions That Would Keep You From Participating in a Medical Trial?
‣Have Any Loved Ones, Family, Or Friends That Might Notice Your Absence?
‣Any Fidelity to the False Gods (YHVH, Jehovah, Allah, etc)?
‣An Active Life Insurance Policy in Excess of $100K?
How much experience do you have with:
‣'Medicine'
‣Mechanical Engineering
‣Feline Handling
‣Breaking and Entering
‣Dealing with Psychotic Episodes
‣Coping and/or Staying Sane When Confronted by Unspeakable Cosmic Horrors from Beyond the Stars
‣Corpse Disposal
‣Spreadsheets
Thank you again for your interest.
Regards,
Anti, No. 1CAr.
TC R&D, SD
TCPv2.0, Co-Project-Dir.
Srenob, Inc.
@492,526 (Maddy is !grate/DTHM)
I'm back to working on an aerosol grenade type dispersal system in addition to a new and improved emergency tranquilizer in the form of a foam which will hijack parts of the existing sprinkler system with heavy modification and replacing most of the pipes. This fail-safe will be attached to emergency buttons in all handler stations and the control room. We've also elected to arm certain members of the research team in case things go sideways again when we attempt to open the gates. This idea was received with mixed feelings as [REDACTED#2] fears that handlers will go mad again as well and start doing more than gouging out their own eyes if they're armed. I of course laughed that off an did it anyway.
Of course we didn't expect the entity we've referred to as [REDACTED] to be able to cause so much havoc at once, but we'll be better prepared this time all around. Body armor was a no go in case a wrangler were to become... for lack of a better word 'possessed' and thus possibly more difficult to dispatch. This will be another woefully costly venture, but we have to uncover [REDACTED] before [REDACTED does.
Really, I should keep most of this to our private channel.
Hope you're doing well, comrade. All is well on the Eastern front.
·Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 10.1 years ago, 41 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #492,535
@previous (Anti !M6R0eWkIpk)
All is meh, keep the troops posted as much as possible. I'll let you know when our medicine supplies reach optimal levels. I'll be retiring to the private channel.
P.S. Halt L Stain
All is meh, keep the troops posted as much as possible. I'll let you know when our medicine supplies reach optimal levels. I'll be retiring to the private channel.
P.S. Halt L Stain
·The Asshole — 10.1 years ago, 6 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #492,563
@492,531 (Anti !M6R0eWkIpk)
> Have Any Medical Conditions That Would Keep You From Participating in a Medical Trial?
No
> Have Any Loved Ones, Family, Or Friends That Might Notice Your Absence?
Nope
> Any Fidelity to the False Gods (YHVH, Jehovah, Allah, etc)?
Nope
> An Active Life Insurance Policy in Excess of $100K?
Is $500,000 enough?
> How much experience do you have with:
> 'Medicine'
Married to a pharmacist, have access, and a knowledgeable accomplice
> Mechanical Engineering
Built a house out of Lincoln Logs, does this count?
> Feline Handling
Only when trying to hit them with my car.
> Breaking and Entering
Served 2 years in jail for breaking into funeral home to steal a coffin(no joke), never been caught any other time.
> Dealing with Psychotic Episodes
At least once a month when wife goes on PMS mode.
> Coping and/or Staying Sane When Confronted by Unspeakable Cosmic Horrors from Beyond the Stars
I still swear those were fucking aliens.
> Corpse Disposal
If I tell you where I hid the bodies, I'd have to kill you.
> Spreadsheets
The only thing I know about spreadsheets is I cover up with one when I go to bed after a long day of digging holes for dead bodies.
Thank you for allowing me to show you my qualifications. If you need any other info, please let me know.
> Have Any Medical Conditions That Would Keep You From Participating in a Medical Trial?
No
> Have Any Loved Ones, Family, Or Friends That Might Notice Your Absence?
Nope
> Any Fidelity to the False Gods (YHVH, Jehovah, Allah, etc)?
Nope
> An Active Life Insurance Policy in Excess of $100K?
Is $500,000 enough?
> How much experience do you have with:
> 'Medicine'
Married to a pharmacist, have access, and a knowledgeable accomplice
> Mechanical Engineering
Built a house out of Lincoln Logs, does this count?
> Feline Handling
Only when trying to hit them with my car.
> Breaking and Entering
Served 2 years in jail for breaking into funeral home to steal a coffin(no joke), never been caught any other time.
> Dealing with Psychotic Episodes
At least once a month when wife goes on PMS mode.
> Coping and/or Staying Sane When Confronted by Unspeakable Cosmic Horrors from Beyond the Stars
I still swear those were fucking aliens.
> Corpse Disposal
If I tell you where I hid the bodies, I'd have to kill you.
> Spreadsheets
The only thing I know about spreadsheets is I cover up with one when I go to bed after a long day of digging holes for dead bodies.
Thank you for allowing me to show you my qualifications. If you need any other info, please let me know.
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·Anti !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 9 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #492,592
@previous (The Asshole)
You're a near perfect applicant and I'm forwarding this for formal review.
Since you're interested in being an operative for the TCPv2.0 program, I'll have to ask a couple follow up questions first though.
Who is the beneficiary is on your life insurance policy and are you willing to give a proxy of TCPv2.0 beneficiary status and power of attorney? If not, will the beneficiary listed be noticed if they were to 'disappear'?
Secondly you'll have to submit to a drug test. If you don't test positive for any drugs we can't hire you, although you have a 72hr grace period. We are a drug fueled workplace in accordance with TinyChanian law (see st.27.CATS).
Thank you for your interest.
You're a near perfect applicant and I'm forwarding this for formal review.
Since you're interested in being an operative for the TCPv2.0 program, I'll have to ask a couple follow up questions first though.
Who is the beneficiary is on your life insurance policy and are you willing to give a proxy of TCPv2.0 beneficiary status and power of attorney? If not, will the beneficiary listed be noticed if they were to 'disappear'?
Secondly you'll have to submit to a drug test. If you don't test positive for any drugs we can't hire you, although you have a 72hr grace period. We are a drug fueled workplace in accordance with TinyChanian law (see st.27.CATS).
Thank you for your interest.
·Anonymous C — 10.1 years ago, 53 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #492,596
@previous (Anti !M6R0eWkIpk)
> Who is the beneficiary is on your life insurance policy and are you willing to give a proxy of TCPv2.0 beneficiary status and power of attorney? If not, will the beneficiary listed be noticed if they were to 'disappear'?
I would be willing to split it 50/50. I would like to leave my daughter enough to live comfortably.
> Secondly you'll have to submit to a drug test. If you don't test positive for any drugs we can't hire you, although you have a 72hr grace period. We are a drug fueled workplace in accordance with TinyChanian law (see st.27.CATS).
This is not a problem, smoke weed everyday, and hit cocaine at least once a week. I'm also a drunkard if that helps add to the list.
And as added information, I am working on a prototype which involves cats that can emit a deadly laser beam from their eyes.
> Who is the beneficiary is on your life insurance policy and are you willing to give a proxy of TCPv2.0 beneficiary status and power of attorney? If not, will the beneficiary listed be noticed if they were to 'disappear'?
I would be willing to split it 50/50. I would like to leave my daughter enough to live comfortably.
> Secondly you'll have to submit to a drug test. If you don't test positive for any drugs we can't hire you, although you have a 72hr grace period. We are a drug fueled workplace in accordance with TinyChanian law (see st.27.CATS).
This is not a problem, smoke weed everyday, and hit cocaine at least once a week. I'm also a drunkard if that helps add to the list.
And as added information, I am working on a prototype which involves cats that can emit a deadly laser beam from their eyes.
·Anti !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #492,604
@previous (C)
Hmm...
Hrmm...
Arumph...
Hrmmz...
Okay, you're just the sort of operative we're looking forward, you're practically hired, I'm passing your glowing resume along the horizontal ladder as we speak.
Hmm...
Hrmm...
Arumph...
Hrmmz...
Okay, you're just the sort of operative we're looking forward, you're practically hired, I'm passing your glowing resume along the horizontal ladder as we speak.
·The Asshole — 10.1 years ago, 15 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #492,617
@previous (Anti !M6R0eWkIpk)
Thank you sir. I will be ready at first call. Let me know when and where my area is, and I will inform you when I have my perimeter set and ready.
Thank you sir. I will be ready at first call. Let me know when and where my area is, and I will inform you when I have my perimeter set and ready.
·Anti !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #492,623
@previous (The Asshole)
We can discuss details on securer channels. Due to your special set of skills you may be given the opportunity to join another 'program' that won't require you to move, but will connect you with the closest forward operating base near or in your region.
We can discuss details on securer channels. Due to your special set of skills you may be given the opportunity to join another 'program' that won't require you to move, but will connect you with the closest forward operating base near or in your region.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.9 years ago, 1 month later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #495,930
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