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Topic: What do you think Bert's last words would be before he dies?

+The Asshole10.1 years ago #45,007

"One more nugget cock and I could die a happy man."

+Anonymous B10.1 years ago, 12 minutes later[T] [B] #492,483

Keep us updated, op. You'll probably be there when it happens. Not passing judgment, you two can love each other any way you choose.

+Syntax10.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #492,484

betr wood slay why jo why did i not pay attention to my nept good buddy of 18 yesra. why when i had potential to zreally be a treu southern gentlecman, why trhe fuck am i always drunk and conw dyying

syntax bro i am so sorkry agnd oanly have 24 hsuro to litve. please send sandy with a fressh pair of tidy whittes's because i pooepd ni vmy pants again

+Beebs !gINgerDI6210.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #492,489

quack.pngAs he said in the famous "Quack freakout" thread,

> i...aam...all that is man...

·The Asshole (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #492,492

@492,483 (B)
Sounds like you have a fetish for Bert, don't worry, I won't pass judgement.

+Maddy is !grate/DTHM10.1 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #492,493

Something about nugget cocks, and how he should have listened to Syntax.

...oh, wait...

+Ducky !MwWb.dJjRc10.1 years ago, 51 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #492,498

Something about threatening to rape anyone who is listening

·Maddy is !grate/DTHM10.1 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #492,500

@previous (Ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

That, too.

+Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo10.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #492,505

threaten jesus to give him 1up or he will rape maria

+FME !2CQezZ7g6I10.1 years ago, 7 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #492,544

Something about wendys

·Ducky !MwWb.dJjRc10.1 years ago, 51 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #492,550

@previous (FME !2CQezZ7g6I)
Hahaa

·Syntax10.1 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #492,580

Gold-Star-Of-Excellence.jpg@492,544 (FME !2CQezZ7g6I)

> Something about wendys

+Anonymous I10.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #492,594

OFFICIAL FUCKING GOLD.png@previous (Syntax)
I believe this is the image you were looking for.

+Anti !M6R0eWkIpk10.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #492,610

im oon teh hwy 2 hell..

·The Asshole (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #492,616

I sure coold..use won morew..epic 5 cock shottail..

+Dead !Pool..v42s10.1 years ago, 16 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #492,722

"i have a fat nugget cock in my cum filled throat"

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo10.1 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #492,761

"I am.. a speshuu slowflake.." - Bert's last word

·Anti !M6R0eWkIpk10.1 years ago, 20 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #492,817

Most any of this seems accurate. Should we include this as a bonus in the DEATH pool?

(Edited 12 seconds later.)


·Anonymous I10.1 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #492,818

deadpool_and_the_tick_team_up_by_be.jpg@previous (Anti !M6R0eWkIpk)
I see what you did there.

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