Topic: What do you think Bert's last words would be before he dies?
+The Asshole — 10.1 years ago #45,007
"One more nugget cock and I could die a happy man."
+Anonymous B — 10.1 years ago, 12 minutes later[T] [B] #492,483
Keep us updated, op. You'll probably be there when it happens. Not passing judgment, you two can love each other any way you choose.
+Syntax — 10.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #492,484
betr wood slay why jo why did i not pay attention to my nept good buddy of 18 yesra. why when i had potential to zreally be a treu southern gentlecman, why trhe fuck am i always drunk and conw dyying
syntax bro i am so sorkry agnd oanly have 24 hsuro to litve. please send sandy with a fressh pair of tidy whittes's because i pooepd ni vmy pants again
+Beebs !gINgerDI62 — 10.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #492,489

As he said in the famous "Quack freakout" thread,
> i...aam...all that is man...·The Asshole (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #492,492
@492,483 (B)
Sounds like you have a fetish for Bert, don't worry, I won't pass judgement.
+Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 10.1 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #492,493
Something about nugget cocks, and how he should have listened to Syntax.
...oh, wait...
+Ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 10.1 years ago, 51 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #492,498
Something about threatening to rape anyone who is listening
·Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 10.1 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #492,500
@previous (Ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
That, too.
+Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #492,505
threaten jesus to give him 1up or he will rape maria
+FME !2CQezZ7g6I — 10.1 years ago, 7 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #492,544
Something about wendys
·Ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 10.1 years ago, 51 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #492,550
@previous (FME !2CQezZ7g6I)
Hahaa
·Syntax — 10.1 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #492,580
@492,544 (FME !2CQezZ7g6I)
> Something about wendys+Anonymous I — 10.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #492,594
@previous (Syntax)
I believe this is the image you were looking for.
+Anti !M6R0eWkIpk — 10.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #492,610
im oon teh hwy 2 hell..
·The Asshole (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #492,616
I sure coold..use won morew..epic 5 cock shottail..
+Dead !Pool..v42s — 10.1 years ago, 16 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #492,722
"i have a fat nugget cock in my cum filled throat"
·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.1 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #492,761
"I am.. a speshuu slowflake.." - Bert's last word
·Anti !M6R0eWkIpk — 10.1 years ago, 20 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #492,817
Most any of this seems accurate. Should we include this as a bonus in the
DEATH pool?
(Edited 12 seconds later.)
·Anonymous I — 10.1 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #492,818
@previous (Anti !M6R0eWkIpk)
I see what you did there.
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