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Topic: Hey Syntax, be careful when making a lady friend homemade tacos

+The Asshole10.1 years ago #44,956

www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/woman-stabs-husband-over-taco-recipe/ar-AAgW8Vy

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI10.1 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #491,996

taco Tuesday.pngWell obviously he should've waited until

+taco thefe !Uvm54ORbmo10.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #491,997

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Doesnt matter
it's all mine

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI10.1 years ago, 41 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #492,001

Theef.png@previous (taco thefe !Uvm54ORbmo)
And you'll do anything for them.

·taco thefe !Uvm54ORbmo10.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #492,002

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
nope
the only thing i'll do is steal them

+Frito Bandito10.1 years ago, 25 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #492,004

@previous (taco thefe !Uvm54ORbmo)

Eh, not so fast, mang. Those tacos are mine, homes.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI10.1 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #492,005

@492,002 (taco thefe !Uvm54ORbmo)
Obviously that man ate the ingredients for tacos and somehow they combined in his stomach to make an actual taco, which you had to cut out of him in order to steal.

·taco thefe !Uvm54ORbmo10.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #492,006

@492,004 (Frito Bandito)
no one NO ONE stand between me and mah tacos!

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
> somehow they combined in his stomach to make an actual taco
those are called shit nugget
and theoretically there's no tacos so i wouldnt appear at all

·Frito Bandito10.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #492,009

@previous (taco thefe !Uvm54ORbmo)

Pinche cabron. Jew want those tacos, you'll have to fight me to the death, mang.

·taco thefe !Uvm54ORbmo10.1 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #492,011

@previous (Frito Bandito)
no fight needed, i steal them before they realize those tacos are there.

·Frito Bandito10.1 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #492,012

@previous (taco thefe !Uvm54ORbmo)

While jew was talking I stole and eat tacos. Better luck next time, homes.

·taco thefe !Uvm54ORbmo10.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #492,013

@previous (Frito Bandito)
you should check what you have eaten. I'm p sure I stole and ate their tacos.

·Frito Bandito10.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #492,014

@previous (taco thefe !Uvm54ORbmo)

Eet was tacos señor. Maybe I steal someone else's tacos.

·taco thefe !Uvm54ORbmo10.1 years ago, 15 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #492,015

@previous (Frito Bandito)
all tacos were stolen by me. you prolly stole & ate burritos.

·Frito Bandito10.1 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #492,016

@previous (taco thefe !Uvm54ORbmo)

Then how deed all these taco wrappers get into me car, señor?

+Anonymous E10.1 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #492,018

this thread is racist

·taco thefe !Uvm54ORbmo10.1 years ago, 49 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #492,020

@492,016 (Frito Bandito)
oh that was yer car?
sorrie meng i cant find a trash can anywhere around

·taco thefe !Uvm54ORbmo10.1 years ago, 51 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #492,021

@492,018 (E)
nugget

+Anti !M6R0eWkIpk10.1 years ago, 18 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #492,022

Unlimited.

Fur.

Tacos.

·The Asshole (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 5 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #492,038

@492,018 (E)
Racist? Maybe......

Funny?? Fuck yea!

·Anonymous E10.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #492,039

@previous (The Asshole)
not complaining

·The Asshole (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #492,040

@previous (E)
Besides, we do everything in fun!

You know, like the comedians who crack on every race, that's some funny shit.

·Anonymous E10.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #492,041

@previous (The Asshole)
cool cool

+Syntax10.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #492,044

10 Smile.jpgOP
Quality Topic - I will be back later to contribute - Just in from Surfing and AND AND AND - I had to cut back my miles a day cause of heel pain, so I limited self to 7 miles a day - Of course NO ONE EVER has asked how fast - FAST Enough cause I do pass others much MUCH MUCH MUCH Younger - However others pass me - Ain't really a matter how many miles one Runs Walks Swims or dances the night away - What do matter is Aerobics EVERY Day if possible - Plus besides all the health benefits a Runner HIGH is just AMAZING and good for body n mind - Feels good so here goes one more Drug High No cost n totally LEGAL Yet I do get pulled over by Cops much to often cause it also makes you somewhat silly crazy stupid for a while

BUT In the last 4 days I am back to 10 Miles and that includes some up/down bluffs which are not all that high and will have to measure one day AND Going up is somewhat slow but FASTER then walking Up!!

Be back after the run and some breakfast n shower n stuff AND 2Morrow is in fact Taco Tuesday with far far more friends joining in cause yesterday I made a lot more friends - Photos of event will be coming in near future (of course I will blur or select shots where ME not in them)

If you're going to die one day and many of us will - New Orleans style Jazz Brass Band with all your friends joining in - Let them party on and be happy instead of tears.


ZoooOOOoooOOOOOOOOooooM---------------->

+Catherine !TGirlYJKXM10.1 years ago, 4 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #492,068

I wonder if someone stabbed Matt if he'll folk over those tamale recipes.

·Maddy is !grate/DTHM10.1 years ago, 23 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #492,071

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)

You live in Cali.
Step 1: Find a REAL Mexican.
Step 2: Ask them how to make tamales.
Step 3: Enjoy better tamales than Matt could ever tell you to make.

·Syntax10.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #492,087

Taco Crisp shell aka Taco bell type.jpg@previous (Maddy is !grate/DTHM)
I once was in search of how to make that red fiery stuff that real taco street vendors provide. Asking local Mexicans kinda failed. And looking it up on net results in recipes far to complex and nothing like the real thing. The word Salas and of course hot sauce ends up with results that have nothing to do with wot I was looking for.

Ask a Mexican how to make "Chile" does result in lots of common answers and recipes. Sure it can mean the Chile itself as a veggy. Or it can mean the Red fiery stuff I was looking for. Then by chance I stopped by a recommend Fish taco shop in Baja and ordered the tacos and the owner showed me step by step several variations of Chile.

She showed me how to roast the dry Chile's and Roast tomatoes on the grill and a wee bit of garlic roasted - then hand grinding (I now use a small food blender)
Three simple ingredients, prepared individually and blended together - Also a version of only dried Chilies-garlic and blend - In all cases add some salt at end.

The Green Salsas with Tomatillos which is more ideal for Fish Taco's along with the Red sauce - Damn simple to make but it does take more time

OP
So article says
> A good taco recipe is a precious thing

I grabbed that photo because in NO FUCKING WAY is that picture representative of a true Taco. Can be prepared to be satisfying but few are. In a pinch sure I eat them that way. To many like Taco Bell use PLASTIC CHEESE and super greasy meat. - Del Taco in a pinch I will eat but only when I bring my own red sauce.

So about article -
> his wife once again accused him of trying to hurt her with the chile powder.
Chile Powder LoL
Wiki says
> Chili powder blend is composed chiefly of chili peppers and blended with other spices including cumin, oregano, garlic powder, and salt.

My mom said never use that stuff. I have tried it and the Shilling brand was more salt then Chilies and an odd taste so I threw that out of my spice rack years ago.

Anyway thanks for Topic.

+Syntax10.1 years ago, 14 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #492,088

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