Topic: Berrrrrrrrrt, oh berrrrrrrrrt, where are you? You're still my little bitch boy
+The Asshole — 10.1 years ago #44,942
Where you at gay navy boy? Have you sucked enough dick to get gas money yet boy?
You still planning on curbstomping my face into the pavement?
I'll be going by the Petro tomorrow about noon. Be there boy.
No excuses and crying like you did the last time when you wussed out, and failed to show. I'll show you how real southern gentlemen curbstomp faces into the ground, and treat little girls like you.
(Edited 3 minutes later.)
+Anti !M6R0eWkIpk — 10.1 years ago, 19 minutes later[T] [B] #491,883
Oh dear, Bert's been challenged again. Now what'll happen I wonder...
j/k. Nothing will happen since Bert won't show up.
+Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 10.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #491,885
@previous (Anti !M6R0eWkIpk)
Well, nothing besides Bert coming up with a pathetic excuse that nobody will believe.
+Anonymous D — 10.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,894
@OP
Why are you so obsessed with this guy?
+Ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 10.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,899
Wish you posted this earlier so he would for sure see it he is banned and will not know about this o
+Anonymous F — 10.1 years ago, 17 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,956
@491,894 (D)
I think bert's ellipsis provide fap material for the asshole. Maybe it runs in the asshole family.
·The Asshole (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 24 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,957
@previous (F)
Sticking up for Bert..... Are you one of his loyal customers? Or do you two share nugget cock?
·The Asshole (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,958
@491,899 (Ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Even if he had seen it, he would do like Maddy said, come up with another excuse nobody would believe.
·Anti !M6R0eWkIpk — 10.1 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #492,008
@previous (The Asshole)
i..w.as abducteeed by alienss.. so i couldnt meetup.. sry my nan is calling i hav2 go.. Also I will rape you. I love you, let's be bffs. I hate you, fuck you. I'm sorry, let's be friends. I'm leaving for good. Hey, I'm back. [insert b&]
Okay, bertspeak is actually annoying to type so I halfassed it, but I think that's most of the cycle and the most likely excuse this time is alien abduction.
·Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 10.1 years ago, 40 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #492,010
@previous (Anti !M6R0eWkIpk)
Or possibly Sasquatch sighting, or grease truck fire.
·Anti !M6R0eWkIpk — 10.1 years ago, 57 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #492,017
@previous (Maddy is !grate/DTHM)
Are grease truck fires common on Gay St and Magnolia near the mission?
Probably meth lab related. I blame 'Breaking Bad' for this epidemic. Honestly thought alien abduction was pretty probable, I think Sasquatch avoids urban areas, although Armenians have been mistaken for Sasquatch if they're unusually tall.
·Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 10.1 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #492,019
@previous (Anti !M6R0eWkIpk)
Regardless, alcohol abuse is known to cause hallucinations. Any of those things are possibilities, plus we can't rule out the possibility that he's back on the smack.
·Ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 10.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #492,036
@492,008 (Anti !M6R0eWkIpk)
@492,010 (Maddy is !grate/DTHM)
Bahahaha
·The Asshole (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #492,042
@492,008 (Anti !M6R0eWkIpk)
Either kidnapped by aliens, who more than likely are probing his mouth with their "special" instrument, or laying in the dumpster behind the mission waiting for his next trick.
·Anti !M6R0eWkIpk — 10.1 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #492,049
@492,019 (Maddy is !grate/DTHM)
True.
@previous (The Asshole)
Bert does have an unusual take on dumpster diving...
·Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 10.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #492,059
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
> Shitty excuse nobody will believe.
+Anonymous G — 10.1 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #492,069
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
In a couple of hours that WiFi spot will never work again for you.
·Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 10.1 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #492,070
@previous (G)
You underestimate our mods, bud.
+Anonymous H — 10.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #492,089
@previous (Maddy is !grate/DTHM)
Best defense on ban evaders is to do as mods did and remove any evidence of their post.
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