Topic: Have you made a sacrifice to Satan today?

+Dajjal !M6R0eWkIpk — 10.1 years ago #44,911

Don't forget to do your part to immanentize the eschaton.

+Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 10.1 years ago, 11 minutes later[T] [B] #491,507

+The Asshole — 10.1 years ago, 34 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #491,510

·Dajjal !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,519

@491,507 (Maddy is !grate/DTHM)
@previous (The Asshole)
Excellent work, tinycomrades. His infernal majesty is most pleased with these offerings.

·Dajjal !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,520

@previous (Dajjal !M6R0eWkIpk)

Now I shall reward you for your hardwork and dedication. Usually we just handout sin passes, Sprite, or fancy ice cream, but this will have to do.

P.S. Hail Satan.

+Ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 10.1 years ago, 58 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,536

@491,519 (Dajjal !M6R0eWkIpk)
This picture make me sad

·Dajjal !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,541

@previous (Ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

·Ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 10.1 years ago, 5 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,591

@previous (Dajjal !M6R0eWkIpk)
Ty <3

+Nexa !tRAnsGiRLo — 10.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,593

@491,536 (Ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
But he does! He doesn't want you to change who you are and pretend to be somebody you aren't! He loves you for you!

+Anonymous F — 10.1 years ago, 33 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,600

@OP
no

·Ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 10.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,602

@491,593 (Nexa !tRAnsGiRLo)
Are you for real????

·Dajjal? !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,605

@491,600 (F)

·Dajjal? !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,606

@491,602 (Ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Are you not? This is a serious issue, bud.

·Ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 10.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,607

I praise Allah and ask him to protect me from your wicked ways . Ameen

·Dajjal? !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,610

@previous (Ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
:(

·Nexa !tRAnsGiRLo — 10.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,615

@491,602 (Ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
No.

·Ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 10.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,618

@previous (Nexa !tRAnsGiRLo)
O phew

@491,610 (Dajjal? !M6R0eWkIpk)
God gave you everything and he will take you back even after you fucked with the devil, because love.

·Dajjal? !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 20 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,621

@previous (Ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Please be considerate, the devil needs love too. <3

Allah gets plenty of love, but Shaitan? None. I mean, that can't be right, right?

·Nexa !tRAnsGiRLo — 10.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,622

@491,618 (Ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
But in reality satan really doesn't care who you are or what you want. It still treats you the same.

@previous (Dajjal? !M6R0eWkIpk)
> Jesus is white
lol

·Dajjal? !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 13 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,626

@previous (Nexa !tRAnsGiRLo)

> But in reality satan really doesn't care who you are or what you want. It still treats you the same.

Not uh, Satan is patient, Satan is kind, but if you're a douche, he'll destroy your behind.

> Jesus is white

That misconception has been going on for a long time. Although look at how angels are described in a few passages of the bible versus how they're represented in art. Cherubs being the most obvious case. Cherubs should be terrifying, not flying babies or wtfe. Also the devil, how did he end up red with a pitchfork and goatee? What? Who made that executive decision I wonder.

(Edited 36 seconds later.)

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.1 years ago, 11 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,700

@previous (Dajjal? !M6R0eWkIpk)
Reptilians, obviously.

·Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 10.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #491,703

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

And the Jews.

·Anti !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #491,716

@491,700 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
It does appear to be the case.
@previous (Maddy is !grate/DTHM)
In the end aren't most of them just reptilian puppets though?

·Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 10.1 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #491,719

@previous (Anti !M6R0eWkIpk)

Yes, but the top-ranking Jews and the top-ranking Reptilians are in cahoots.

·Ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 10.1 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #491,911

@previous (Maddy is !grate/DTHM)
I hope not !

·Anti !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 54 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #491,920

@491,719 (Maddy is !grate/DTHM)
@previous (Ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

Sad but true.

·Anti !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 4 days later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #492,292

Bump due to importance as PSA.

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