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Topic: Peter, Peter pumpkin eater

+Anonymous A10.1 years ago #44,903

Mathew, Mathew feces eater,
Had to poo but couldn't hold 'er;
He pooped in a pumpkin shell
And there he kept it very well.

Mathew, Mathew feces eater,
Had a fake girlfriend and didn't love her;
Mathew learned to read and spell,
And then he wrote about her fake pregnancy very well.

+Anonymous B10.1 years ago, 56 minutes later[T] [B] #491,479

Sup, bobby?

+Dajjal !M6R0eWkIpk10.1 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #491,483

@OP
Hey, how's it going? Have you heard the good news about domestos therapy? Just pick up a gallon of bleach and drink and all forget about your worries and your carries.

P.S. KYS.

P.P.S. Matt, KYS too.

@previous (B)

Don't you mean TG2pedobobbbydavelolipantycomix?

+Syntax10.1 years ago, 17 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,566

I prefer

Peter Peter Pumpkin eater, had a wife and wouldn't eater.

And that is why Peter Peter Pumpkin eater; Had a wife and couldn't keep her.

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