Topic: i have a job

+chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 10.1 years ago #44,880

selling life insurance lol

+Ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 10.1 years ago, 5 minutes later[T] [B] #491,103

Lmaoooo cute

+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 10.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #491,112

Neat.

Now it's time to start plotting the demise of your friends and loved ones after selling them huge insurance policies.

Be sure to have a trusted proxy as a beneficiary, you don't want to collect the payout yourself ya'know.

Maybe considering taking a policy out on Bert too. I have a feeling that'll pay off within a year or so.

(Edited 25 seconds later.)

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #491,115

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
ièd like to let you know about an exclusive promotion! my company is selling a new life insurance policy, and we think it is so important to have that the first 30 days are entirely free!

+Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 10.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #491,116

@491,112 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)

Would Bert even be able to pay for life insurance?

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 10.1 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #491,120

@491,115 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)

Free you say? Sign me up!

See, it'll be easy. Now how you take out your victims may require a little bit of creativity.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 10.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #491,121

@491,116 (Maddy is !grate/DTHM)

He doesn't have to, you pay it for him with the anticipation of a much larger payout. Thank of it as a grate investment with a huge ROI.

·Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 10.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #491,123

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)

Hmmm, if we had a way to ensure his quick demise, it would be better for all parties involved. Less paid, more over all money earned, plus no Bert.

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.1 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #491,130

Do you work for the mob?

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 10.1 years ago, 36 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #491,132

@491,123 (Maddy is !grate/DTHM)

Too quick could bring on too much suspicion. A freak accident after six months sounds about right.

·Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 10.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #491,134

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)

That sounds good, gives us time to learn his routine so the "accident" looks natural. Probably something involving donuts.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,136

@491,130 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
an anagram of that

·Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 10.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,137

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)

BMO?

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,139

@previous (Maddy is !grate/DTHM)
ring a ding :>

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 10.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,140

@491,134 (Maddy is !grate/DTHM)

Ugh, I really don't want to have to spend that much time in TN. Can't we just find a lead pipe and some hoodrats?

(Edited 19 seconds later.)

·Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 10.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,142

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)

Yeah, I suppose we could. How much should we pay the hoodrats, though?

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 10.1 years ago, 31 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,150

@previous (Maddy is !grate/DTHM)

As little as possible. If we can find the same group as before that left the job unfinished, less.

$50 tops... after we verify the deed is finished, but first we take out policies on the hoodrats and make it look a drug deal gone bad when they come to collect, so we end up collecting again obviously.

·Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 10.1 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,152

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)

Sounds good, I'm pretty sure hoodrats will do anything for $50. We can probably get some meth for like $5-$10. Plant it on them, put some guns in their hands, and live in comfort.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,153

@491,137 (Maddy is !grate/DTHM)
@491,139 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 10.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,154

@491,152 (Maddy is !grate/DTHM)

I know where to get some hot guns, you just bring the meth. Easy as 1, 2, insurance fraud.

·Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 10.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,155

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)

We'll call it operation Bert and Switch, BnS for short.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,157

@491,153 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
my last halloween costume is a blue tank top that i drew on/sewed stuff on to be bmo!! i still wear it
they've got shifty side eyes on it :)

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 10.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,176

@491,155 (Maddy is !grate/DTHM)

Okay, Op BnS works as long as we establish that's what BnS means and not Bank of Nova Scotia, Belgian Nuclear Society, British Neuropsychological Society, Blade and Sword, Blocul National Sindical, Behavioral and Neural Sciences, Bitches Need Slappin', Boulder Nonlinear Systems, Boners & Nuggets & Sprite, etc.

·Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 10.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,177

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)

Nah, bud. We'll differentiate ourselves from those unserious fraud BnPs.

+Dead !Pool..v42s — 10.1 years ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,207

Don't sell too much of your soul

+Anonymous G — 10.1 years ago, 9 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,262

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)

Says the boy who sold his ass for a sandwich.

+Nexi !tRAnsGiRLo — 10.1 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #491,324

@OP

I almost got a job doing that. I sold my soul to the devil however for $12 an hour

+Anonymous I — 10.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #491,339

@491,157 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)

> my last halloween costume is a blue tank top that i drew on/sewed stuff on to be bmo!! i still wear it
> they've got shifty side eyes on it :)

ha ha cute

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 10.1 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #491,347

@491,177 (Maddy is !grate/DTHM)

Thank Satan for that. It was bound to get confusing at some point.

@491,207 (Dead !Pool..v42s)

C'mon, bud. There are more souls now than ever before. Due to the market being over saturated the value of souls have grately depreciated over the last 5,000 years.

Source: Satan and the World Health Organization.

·Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 10.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #491,351

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)

I can see how it might, but I'm currently working on a way to get us established as an entirely separate, and unrelated entity.

Have your people call my people.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·Dead !Pool..v42s — 10.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #491,361

@491,347 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)

> Thank Satan for that. It was bound to get confusing at some point.
>
>
>
> C'mon, bud. There are more souls now than ever before. Due to the market being over saturated the value of souls have grately depreciated over the last 5,000 years.
>
> Source: Satan and the World Health Organization.

But, MY soul. I need as much as possible to ascend my seat of consciousness to the point of super ego

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Topic: i have a job

+chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 10.1 years ago #44,880

+Ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 10.1 years ago, 5 minutes later[T] [B] #491,103

+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 10.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #491,112

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #491,115

+Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 10.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #491,116

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 10.1 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #491,120

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 10.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #491,121

·Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 10.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #491,123

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.1 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #491,130

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 10.1 years ago, 36 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #491,132

·Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 10.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #491,134

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,136

·Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 10.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,137

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,139

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 10.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,140

·Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 10.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,142

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 10.1 years ago, 31 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,150

·Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 10.1 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,152

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,153

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 10.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,154

·Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 10.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,155

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,157

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 10.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,176

·Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 10.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,177

+Dead !Pool..v42s — 10.1 years ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,207

+Anonymous G — 10.1 years ago, 9 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,262

+Nexi !tRAnsGiRLo — 10.1 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #491,324

+Anonymous I — 10.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #491,339

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 10.1 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #491,347

·Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 10.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #491,351

·Dead !Pool..v42s — 10.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #491,361