Topic: What is the most foolproof way to assinate the reptilian's leader for under 20 bucks?

+██████████ — 10.1 years ago #44,867

I mean, besides spreading the truth to all humans and having them all try to assassinate it.

+Maddy !kCITGirlXc — 10.1 years ago, 6 minutes later[T] [B] #490,916

luring him into a place that is very cold, like a walk-in freezer. His cold reptilian blood won't be able to handle the temperature.

+chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 10.1 years ago, 15 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #490,919

introduce him to my cute kitty who is a ruthless hunter

+Anonymous D — 10.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #490,921

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
Damn cats. I had to rescue a sparrow from my neighbors cat the other day. I'm pretty sure the bastard either killed or scared away the blue jay I used to leave peanuts out for.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 10.1 years ago, 16 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #490,922

@previous (D)
aw :(
mine can't kill bc he is an indoor kitty but he does grab my arm, nip it, and bunny kick the fuck out of it

·Maddy !kCITGirlXc — 10.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #490,925

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)

My cat believes she's a fierce hunter as well. Then she'll get all up in my face wanting attention. She's to cute though, she'll give me love bites on my cheek.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 10.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #490,927

@previous (Maddy !kCITGirlXc)
I have never loved another living creature as much as I love this cat

+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 10.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 57 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #490,928

@490,921 (D)

In these cases we must remember what cats are here for and where birds come from.

Cats are instructed by both instinct and elders to do battle with the reptoids from Alpha Draconis. The true origin of cats is unknown (although thought to be extraterristrial as well), but what is known is that most of them have allied with humanity against the reptilian threat.

Birds evolved from reptoids.

Therefore cats hunting reptoids and their descendents (including birds) is perfectly acceptable behavior and humans should respect the alliance and not interfere with such battles unless it's to provide support to a feline.

@OP

There is no known ruse to assassinate the reptilian leader for under $20 as of yet... since that entity doesn't reside on Earth.

However to exterminate low-mid level ranking reptilians and hybrids both cats and walk-in freezers are perfectly acceptable solutions if readily available.

·Maddy !kCITGirlXc — 10.1 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #490,932

@490,927 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)

Same, just replace your cat with my cat.

+Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.1 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,980

Send bert to their base

+Anonymous G — 10.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,983

> assinate

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 10.1 years ago, 38 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,988

@490,980 (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

Bert was going to go fight ISIL at some point, but maybe he just forgot to buy a plane ticket so he didn't get a chance to join up with Peshmerga yet?

Maybe Syntax could hook him up with some of his contacts within the Kremlin to get him into Iraq to fight terrorism... or smuggle him onto the ISS, you know, so he can fight the reptilians, because the RRM will definitely contact him once he's on the ISS.

+Syntax — 10.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,016

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)

> Bert was going to go fight ISIL at some point, but maybe he just forgot to buy a plane ticket so he didn't get a chance to join up with Peshmerga yet?
>
> Maybe Syntax could hook him up with some of his contacts within the Kremlin to get him into Iraq to fight terrorism... or smuggle him onto the ISS, you know, so he can fight the reptilians, because the RRM will definitely contact him once he's on the ISS.

Once in on the Street in Siberia - A guy 30 years older than I walk up 2me and hugged me - Big dude - and whispers in my ear Former KGB I said hello but dared not whisper what I so wanted to say.

Also and this happened to all my team workers in Russia - Russian Mafia who are super highly visible given they all drive the same SUV all same color all extra loaded with Chrome - and dressed in the very best Armani suits - come over say hi I am here to offer you any help you need and if you need any help ever just call on anyone of us. Strange very strange but each of us in separate and together at lunch or dinner and multiple offers of help whatever that means

I loved my trips and work in Russia including -40's for weeks n weeks in Siberia -

I took walks on weekends across the Ice to China - even with a visa for China the border guards no read English and never let me in via that way. Could not find anyone near by who spoke English to help me.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·██████████ (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 56 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #491,019

@490,983 (G)
I'm trying to stay under their radar.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 10.1 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #491,118

@491,016 (Syntax)
Just to clarify... by "Armani suits" you mean "Adidas track suits", right?

P.S. What would you have liked to say to that Slavic gent?

P.P.S. Also, can you get Bert into Iraq or Yemen? The ISS would be fine too. Then Bert could be mad in space.

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