Topic: I would pleasure a fat girl...for a nice plate of Gen Tso's chicken..

+Anonymous A — 10.1 years ago #44,840

it is so fucking tasty..

+Real Fake Dokter !rozLf8bqm. — 10.1 years ago, 13 minutes later[T] [B] #490,500

I thought you were keeping the shitposts in one thread.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,518

@previous (Real Fake Dokter !rozLf8bqm.)
I thoigt your fat mom wanted some dick...well here I am..

·Real Fake Dokter !rozLf8bqm. — 10.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,523

@previous (A)

> madashell

+Anonymous C — 10.1 years ago, 11 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,680

@OP
Not even overweight women want you near them, rapebert.

+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 10.1 years ago, 4 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,780

@OP

That is quite the statement considering how incredibly high your standards must be to have a dry spell lasting over a decade.

lol, j/k. At least about the high standards part.

·Maddy !kCITGirlXc — 10.1 years ago, 7 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,783

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)

Don't forget about his incredibly attractive quality of latching on to women. Obsessively following them, and posting about how he's a true southern gentleman. He also expects sex to happen, no matter what. Sooooooo. Yeah, never mind.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 10.1 years ago, 8 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,789

@previous (Maddy !kCITGirlXc)

He latches onto dudes too, but eh, yeah, never mind, maybe those qualities aren't super attractive. And this probably has nothing to do with his standards either.

Even though he obviously spits mad game online, so if he's half as charming IRL, who knows what the problem is.

There was also the thread where he admitted to keeping/sleeping with a flannel tshirt from his 'ex' from over 10 years ago and claimed it still smelled like her (and not like tears, sweat, and sorrow). That almost made me feel bad for the guy. Almost. That did somewhat explain some of his strange outbursts and penchant for heavy drinking. It was a weird glimpse into the life of the creature known as 'Bert'.

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·Maddy !kCITGirlXc — 10.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,795

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)

Let's not forget the threads, where he said he wanks it to trannies, as well.

(Edited 28 seconds later.)

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 10.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,796

@previous (Maddy !kCITGirlXc)

Well, there was more than one of those, but you're right, he obviously doesn't discriminate between men/women/trans people as potential partners. So you'd think it'd be pretty easy for him to find one, ya'know?

·Maddy !kCITGirlXc — 10.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,798

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)

You'd think so, but we've all seen how he treats his friends. How would he treat a partner?

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 10.1 years ago, 14 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,802

@previous (Maddy !kCITGirlXc)

Hmm... if his post history is anything to go off of, I'd say he'd probably treat them grate... for about 5 minutes. After that he'd become abusive and cross some line, then he'd grovel/apologize for a while, but I imagine the individual probably would bounce before it got that far.

·Maddy !kCITGirlXc — 10.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,804

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)

lol. Drunken sad/angry texts. Then he'd call the next day like nothing happened.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 10.1 years ago, 16 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,809

@previous (Maddy !kCITGirlXc)

In all honesty, yeah, that sounds about right. Just one more thing Bert would need to sober up for to have a chance at it. Anyone that's ever been around those sort of drunkards generally know enough to avoid them like the ~~plague~~ FND.

·Maddy !kCITGirlXc — 10.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,812

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)

True, anyone who's spent even a minute amount of time around that would definitely avoid it.

+chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 10.1 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #490,886

@490,802 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
what a sad sack

+WSD !Mm4BrcrAlI — 10.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #490,948

But would you do it...for a klondike bar?

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