Topic: official Bert thread 06-03-16

+Anonymous A — 10.1 years ago #44,829

(cause if I make more than a couple of top posts in twelve hours the mods faces get red with rage and they start hollering about spamming the board and their behinds get all irritated)

hey guys and gals...it's me...bert..

just got in..

also...morning coffee..

what are your plans for today...I have some mowing and weed trimming to do...and also have to work tonight..

+Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.1 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #490,293

hey bert good to see you finally understand spamming the board is a no-no

also why dobt you reply your old bud syntax's email? leaving him in the cold is rude you know

(Edited 1 minute later.)

+Maddy !kCITGirlXc — 10.1 years ago, 31 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #490,295

@OP

> (cause if I make more than a couple of top posts in twelve hours the mods faces get red with rage and they start hollering about spamming the board and their behinds get all irritated)

You say that like the mods are being unfair. Let me ask you; how many other posters do you see making multiple threads back to back ranging from 1word-3sentences?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #490,297

@previous (Maddy !kCITGirlXc)

I can't understand your question...can you repeat it in standard english?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #490,298

@490,293 (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
I have no intention of acting in a way which totally disrupts the board...howsomever you need to lighten the fuck up...and let me...be me..

THAT should be at the top of any decent mod's list...letting individual posters express themselves in a way which enhances that poster's need to be heard..

cookie-cutter approaches to modding are BULLSHIT..

why not let freedom of expression be the rule instead of the exception?

in other words...this is just a silly bbs board...why not allow banality and craziness instead of being anal and oppressive?

is the board meant for fun...or what?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,301

omfg...a medium piozza is gonna cost me 12.61...wtf??

it;s good because it is just three blocks away and I can go throught the neighborhood and avoid any lawdogs...but FUCK...twelve fucking dollars is pretty high for a freakin' two topping medium pizza these days..

anyways...it is gonna be TASTY as fuck...and I know you will all be jealous of me...so there is that..

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,302

I want you all to realize that I love you..

a lot of times I say I am misunderstood and you fucks with ridicule me and say bad stuff...but it is true..

I care about most of you and only want the best for you guys...but sometimes I say things which you misinterpret as bad...and I never meant that shit as bad..

please take what I say with a grain of salt...so to speak...and realize I am only trying to have fun here like you...and maybe sometimes what I say just comes out wrong....hell I am not perfect but the mods seem to expect me to be...for some weird reason..

we are all different...let's just remember (with the exception of fags or trannies) that we are all just one big happy global family..

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,303

oh shit...I am about to go pick up a delicious pizza..

does that make me better than you? maybe not...but unless you are about to dine upon a steak or lobster...or both...I genuinely pity you..

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,304

I AM trying not to do what the assmods term as 'spamming the board'..

I am trying...I am really putting effort into this..

please know I am wanting to fit in here..

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,305

and ALL TCs posters become strangely quiet..

feels awkward..

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,308

it's almost as if all the tC posters are sitting there holding their breath and waiting for me to post a half dozen top level shitposts..

sorry...but not today..

I do wish there would be some more posts in this thread though...I feels a bit angry that all my peeps are being a bit standoffish..

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.1 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,311

great, all bert spam in one thread
it sure helps the board keep clean

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,312

@490,298 (A)
oh and if you want to know why
because places have its own rule
you don't know how to abide and get along, you go fuck off
simple as that
don't like it? hide in your room and be yourself all you want, no one would mind

+The Asshole — 10.1 years ago, 32 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,337

> but sometimes I say things which you misinterpret as bad...and I never meant that shit as bad..

How does one misinterpret rape and violence threats?

You gonna rape some girl and say, "I'm only doing this because I care about you, and don't want to hurt you".?

Are you going to continue to be a dickwad when you're drunk?

Are you going to continue to rant on how you buy frozen pizza and call it a party night?

If so, FUCK OFF.

+Syntax — 10.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,360

@490,293 (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

> also why dobt you reply your old bud syntax's email? leaving him in the cold is rude you know

I notice Bert avoid a reply to On's QUESTION.

And Yes a topic where many threads can or will appear is a good idea/ideal

Read a reply on MC late last night and will find it for bert and I am going to steal it for MC and use as a Topic for bert and for lurking Dave

Super busy with work and its going to be a early bug out this early PM for much FUN this Friday. Well IF MY Slave driving Client agrees to early bug out

HOWEVER They cannot whip me enough for me to work past 6:30 PM no matter what they bribe me with - There is just no excuse to not have quality play time each n every day I say. Weekend Evenings have always been super special for me. When I get way older and can no longer do normal play I will take in a movie or such

·Syntax — 10.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,361

@490,337 (The Asshole)

Even in say one Topic for one set of threads a day, I fully doubt mods are going to let bert go after and stalk female members of the forum and or continue to say things to them in print he wood dare not say out loud in public at a restaurant or quiet bar or walk in park with people near by.

Got to find that quality reply in a thread on MC re limits of Free Speech and why its very necessary. When bert was in the Naval protecting Marines he dared not say to his superior officer - If she were a woman - Hey babe is your pussy overflowing with sweet cream today. Don't think that wood fly in Naval service.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,374

@490,337 (The Asshole)
get this you sputtering faggot!!!

talking about rape and actually raping are two goddamn different things you stupid son of a bitch..

+Anonymous F — 10.1 years ago, 23 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,379

@previous (A)
Bullshits. How many women do you know? None because you are a obese bum, with his liver rotting out, living on the street.

Speech or text, rape is nothing to joke about. You alcoholics and drug users are all alike. Friend brains. The next time you make rape threats, or use rape terminology as a way of flirting, I am going to hit the report button. If enough of us report you, I think you know why, you will be spending even more time on the streets than posting here.

And FUCK SYNTAX for trying to help you out in email. I hope he fucking FAILS!

+Anonymous G — 10.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,380

@490,374 (A)

> get this you sputtering faggot!!!
>
> talking about rape and actually raping are two goddamn different things you stupid son of a bitch..

Not to a mental idiot like you..you are dangerous and very disturbing!

·The Asshole — 10.1 years ago, 8 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,381

@490,374 (A)
Ooooh, touched a bertnerve.

I love it when you go on a bertrage.

Are you going to threaten to curbstomp my face into the sidewalk, and rape my ass, like so many others you have said this too?

·Maddy !kCITGirlXc — 10.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,383

@previous (The Asshole)

He might also threaten to rape your sister, whether you have one or not.

+Anonymous H — 10.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,384

> you are dangerous and very disturbing!

He is on the bitter edge of TC total annihilation. I think the reason the Navy gave him a dishonorable discharge is, because E-1 bert, was discovered ass fucking his bunk mate.

Now bert is trying to assfuck TC, just because bert cannot have his own way.

·The Asshole — 10.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,388

@490,383 (Maddy !kCITGirlXc)
Yea, no shit.

I don't have one, but he's free to tell me he's gonna rape her anyway.

·Maddy !kCITGirlXc — 10.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,390

@previous (The Asshole)

Don't worry, he probably will.

+Anonymous I — 10.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,391

@490,388 (The Asshole)
How sure are you about having no sister? If your dad is anything like Syntax? You might have half-sisters, living in your hood. Be careful who you end up in bed with.
*grins*

·The Asshole — 10.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,421

@previous (I)
That's true. For all I know, some of these chicks I screwed were my sisters.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #490,477

@490,384 (H)
I did NOT recieve a dishonorable discharge!!

·Real Fake Dokter !rozLf8bqm. — 10.1 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #490,479

@previous (A)
Please tell us why you chickened out of Desert Storm. Thanks.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #490,481

@previous (Real Fake Dokter !rozLf8bqm.)
because I had already served four goddamn years...motherfucker..

tell us all...how many years have YOU served..

·Real Fake Dokter !rozLf8bqm. — 10.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #490,484

@previous (A)
Every heard of re-enlistment? Why did you abandon your country in it's time of need?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #490,487

@previous (Real Fake Dokter !rozLf8bqm.)
so the closet you have come to 'serving' is sucking off an army guy in a walmart bathroom...amIrite?

·Real Fake Dokter !rozLf8bqm. — 10.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #490,489

@previous (A)

> projecting

·The Asshole — 10.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #490,539

@490,487 (A)
The Army has real men, and fighters.

The navy on the other hand, is filled with gay navy boys, such as yourself.

+Anonymous J — 10.1 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #490,543

@OP
March 16, 2006 was over 10 years ago, stalebert. Your medication clearly isn't up to date.

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