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Tempting the Squat Plumber
A Paranormal Romance
by Lara croft

Lara Croft suspected something was a little off when her fluffy toad tried to kill her when she was just six years old. Nevertheless, she lived a relatively normal life among other humans.

It wasn't until she bumped into the devilishly squat plumber, Mario Bloggs, that her life finally began to make sense.

However, Mario proved to be proud and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with killing. Lara soon learnt that Mario had taken an oath never to die a human being.

When Lara's fluffy toad is injured in a falling in the pit accident, Lara realises her own life is at risk.

Despite Mario's whopping ears and bloody wounds, Lara finds herself falling for the plumber. Only fate will decided whether he kills or protects her.

One night, a koopa appears before Lara and warns her of a darkness within Mario. The koopa gives Lara the giant star - the only weapon that can defeat a squat plumber.

Will Lara find it in herself to kill the only creature who has ever made her feel truly ugly? (Hint: yes!)

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Praise for Tempting the Squat Plumber
"Oh my golly gosh - where can I find myself a tasty squat plumber?"
- The Daily Tale
"Oh please! Like a human would ever be able to kill a plumber with a giant star!"
- Enid Kibbler
"I didn't like the fluffy toad at all and was glad when the falling in the pit accident happened."
- Hit the Spoof
"The blurb spoilt the plot. I don't need to read it now."
- Zob Gloop

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Oh, so it is a Mario fanfic.

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