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Topic: Anyone want to sign-up for TC's FEL program?

+Maddy !kCITGirlXc10.1 years ago #44,815

You'll get college credit.

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI10.1 years ago, 28 minutes later[T] [B] #490,088

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+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk10.1 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,199

Hopefully FEL will get around to posting some online forms again instead of TC4FE having to mail them out individually. It's really tedious with all these mailers.

While unrelated to FEL, but as a reminder to there's also a special research project (worth an additional college credit) sponsored by a pharmaceutical company that promises advancements in veterinary medicine (Note: involves lots of cats). Some of you may need to postpone volunteering for FEL's program if you intend to do both. See Maddy for more information on the Transcendental Cat project.

·Maddy !kCITGirlXc (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,201

Yes, TCP is now accepting applications for anyone between the ages of 18-70. If chosen, you will take part in an extremely vital social experiment. You will receive college credit applicable towards any degree. As well as a good reference for applications from FEL.

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)

Hopefully so, we're short on field agents, and could use the extra hands that online forms will free-up.

+Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo10.1 years ago, 19 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,206

Sign me in!

+kook !!NBBLPn+WZ10.1 years ago, 13 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,209

You know what's very irritating? How expensive text books are. I want to do some recreational reading and can't bare to fork over so much cash.

·Maddy !kCITGirlXc (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,211

@previous (kook !!NBBLPn+WZ)

Words, one of my classes last semester made me buy a $120 code to use the online program. I was able to rent the textbook for that class, luckily.

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo10.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,212

@490,209 (kook !!NBBLPn+WZ)
You have to buy textbooks?

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk10.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,213

@490,201 (Maddy !kCITGirlXc)
It's unfortunate. It's just, you know, w/ the legal dispute and all our hands are tied and we're reduced to depending on volunteers and interns to pick up the slack. So qualified field agents (outside of Russia and Yemen) are a rare commodity indeed.

On the brighter side there are talks of using labor camps in North Korea as a means to outsource some of the workload. Although officially the DPRK still hasn't adopted FEL's program... but unofficially I believe Kimchi sees how such a practice could help resolve certain major issues NK is facing today.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI10.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,217

@490,212 (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
My marketing textbook cost more than the class itself.

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo10.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,218

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
That's the first thing they teach you: scam your customer while they cant say no

·Maddy !kCITGirlXc (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,219

@490,213 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)

Some good news. Maybe we can get On to get some people to work for us, instead of making Nikes. Idk if we really want the yellow monkeys working for us though. I mean, let's face it, they aren't much better than nuggets. Would probably steal anything they can get their chinky hands on.

As it is though, we could definitely use some more field agents. People have been generous to our cause since TC rebirth. Unfortunately, that has caused an overage of fruit roll-ups. There just isn't enough field agents to eat them all.

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·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI10.1 years ago, 56 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,220

@490,218 (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
It's mostly just America where this happens. The same book is probably available for 35 euros.

@previous (Maddy !kCITGirlXc)
Send them my way. I'm getting tired of licorice for dessert.

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·Maddy !kCITGirlXc (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 8 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,225

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

Sorry, we need these fruit roll-ups for our brave field agents, keeping TC safe from FND.

Might I suggest yellow honeydew for dessert?

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk10.1 years ago, 25 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,233

@490,218 (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
You have outrageous prices of textbooks and new editions coming out all the time to force most students to buy new copies. Then add in the huge jump in tuition since the 70s (over 1000% increase since '78 on average, although some other estimates are 3-4x higher). And of course there's the question of whether or not the degree will even pay off, if the industry will be over-saturated or killed by technological unemployment (i.e. Skynet) by the time they graduate and so on. Shit's all sorts of fucked up.

@490,219 (Maddy !kCITGirlXc)
@previous (Maddy !kCITGirlXc)
The yellow monkeys are fine for paperwork and certain positions in death camps working towards public education and well-being.

We could allocate some excess resources towards the RRM and it's operatives in the meantime. Some of the higher ups are hoping the reptoids will do FEL's job for us and wipe out most of the population. Admittedly this has lead me to grow suspicious as to whether or not we've been infiltrated ourselves. We too must remain vigilant against reptilian subterfuge.

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·kook !!NBBLPn+WZ10.1 years ago, 48 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,240

@490,212 (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
I don't know where to download them

·Maddy !kCITGirlXc (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,242

@490,233 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)

Agreed. The squamous ones are a very real threat. With elections being held to put a new reptile in office, there's probably a lot more reptoids than usual. Gotta make sure the reptile picked by the draconian overlords gets into office.

I'm currently working on a spray that will reveal the reptoids with a single spritz. Gotta work out the side-effects it has on humans before we implement it.

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·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI10.1 years ago, 25 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,248

@490,233 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Humans are highly skilled in the art of killing humans. There is no reason to even entertain the thought of involving reptilians.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk10.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,284

@490,242 (Maddy !kCITGirlXc)

To think some people actually believe one reptoid could be better than another as god emperor of the United States is of course laughable, but the continued increase in this sort of reptilian sympathizing statist scum is a legitimate cause for concern.

Please forward your findings to the any trusted class III agents in your region and transmit to TC's dept of R&D ASAP.

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

My thoughts exactly. As a species we have far more experience in that art than any offshoot of the squamous ones or their abominable hybrids.

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+Anonymous F10.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,285

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)

I've been listening to the wrong ISIS then. >_>

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk10.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,286

@previous (F)

We all make mistakes, but there are better paths to martyrdom than those advertised by ISIS, for instance in the service of the RRM or FEL.

·Maddy !kCITGirlXc (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 6 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #490,296

@490,284 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)

Will do, I currently have TCSD working out the bugs. While I take care of other matters I.e. FEL recruitment, TCP recruitment, etc. I'm looking into a promising lead for some new field agents today, we'll see how that pans out. In the mean time, unlimited furtacos to you.

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·Anonymous C9.9 years ago, 2 months later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #495,932

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