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Topic: Do you own a cat?

+Anonymous A10.1 years ago #44,790

fuckalmsinspace.jpgOr does your cat own you?
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
Yes120%
No240%
Undecided120%
I am a cat120%
Dog person-0%

+Ducky !MwWb.dJjRc10.1 years ago, 47 minutes later[T] [B] #489,886

People own dogs, cats just have human guardian

+The Detector !3yzc29zx8c10.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #489,894

@previous (Ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
As a detector, I can confirm this.

+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk10.1 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #489,896

We have a feline roommate.

She doesn't pay rent, just lounges around all day, expects us to buy her food (and prepare her food everyday), clean up her messes, pay for her doctor visits, groom her, and she has no understanding of boundaries or personal space. When you try to talk to her about these issues she just spouts gibberish like "Mreaow". Wtf does that even mean?

+The Asshole10.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #489,901

I love cat, I just can't eat a whole one by myself.

+Anonymous F10.1 years ago, 30 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #489,902

@previous (The Asshole)
Try kittens.

+Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo10.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #489,905

@489,901 (The Asshole)
I can always help :)~

+Anonymous H10.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #489,907

Yes but I think I might also be a cat

·The Asshole10.1 years ago, 5 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #489,921

@489,902 (F)
I've heard kitten were delicious, but how much meat is on one?

@489,905 (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
I'll ship you what I don't finish, I will put it on some dry ice so it stays fresh.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk10.1 years ago, 7 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #489,948

@489,907 (H)

Did your mother ever know a demonic entity that goes by the moniker 'Garfield' by any chance?

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