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Topic: Would you order a drone strike on an ISIS camp surrounded by gorillas?

+Anonymous A10.1 years ago #44,778

Let's say you're in the Situation Room in the White House and the CIA director tells you that they've found Al Baghdadi in a remote camp in Africa surrounded by endangered gorillas.

A drone is overhead with hellfire missiles that'll blow half the mountainside away.


If you strike, you'll kill the gorillas and the ISIS leader. But you'll deal a blow to ISIS and save innocent lives. If you don't strike, the gorillas and the ISIS guy live, but you condemn many civilians to ISIS' wrath.

What do you do?
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
Strike563%
Don't strike338%

+Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo10.1 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #489,651

Why should I cars about gorillas anyway

+kook !!NBBLPn+WZ10.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #489,652

How many gorillas versus people?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 36 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #489,653

@489,651 (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

That's specist! #GorillaLivesMatter #NotAllZoos

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #489,654

@489,652 (kook !!NBBLPn+WZ)

Dozens of gorillas vs. a training camp.

#Justice4Harambe

·kook !!NBBLPn+WZ10.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #489,655

@previous (A)
Like two dozen gorillas versus the same amount of men?
Also are these all new Isis members?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #489,656

@previous (kook !!NBBLPn+WZ)

Yes.

·kook !!NBBLPn+WZ10.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #489,657

@previous (A)
That's a lot of gorillas for some new recruits. I'm going to have to say no.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #489,658

@previous (kook !!NBBLPn+WZ)

Thanks.

+Nexi !.mUstANG..10.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #489,686

What kind of gorillas are they? Are they great apes like orangutans and chimpanzees? Or like eastern/western gorillas?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #489,688

@previous (Nexi !.mUstANG..)

All male western lowland gorillas.

·Nexi !.mUstANG..10.1 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #489,693

@previous (A)
Why would isis have a dozen critically endangered gorillas?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #489,694

@previous (Nexi !.mUstANG..)

Environmental terrorism.

·kook !!NBBLPn+WZ10.1 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #489,696

@previous (A)
Nice answer

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo10.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #489,697

@489,694 (A)

> Environmental terrorism.

implying any1 cars
other than autistic environmentalists

·Nexi !.mUstANG..10.1 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #489,698

@489,694 (A)
Well since they are all male gorillas then I say bomb them twice. Just to make sure everything is dead.

(Edited 15 seconds later.)


·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #489,699

@previous (Nexi !.mUstANG..)

Exactly. They could be pedophiles for all we know.

·Nexi !.mUstANG..10.1 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #489,700

@previous (A)
Pedophile gorillas

+Anonymous E10.1 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #489,703

@489,657 (kook !!NBBLPn+WZ)
obama would say yes if the actual militants were surrounded by playgrounds
obama can eat a dick

·kook !!NBBLPn+WZ10.1 years ago, 24 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #489,704

@previous (E)
Lol

+Ducky !MwWb.dJjRc10.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #489,712

No.

+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk10.1 years ago, 4 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #489,724

FEL only aims to eliminate euthanize one sort of animal, but if a grater euthanasia opportunity is available that's in that service, exceptions may be made.

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