Topic: The Shocking Truth About Garfield (Warning: Youtube, Demonic Cats, Autism, etc.)

+Anti !M6R0eWkIpk — 10.1 years ago #44,706

The Truth About Garfield (approx 2 mins, Autism/10)

+Anonymous B — 10.1 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #488,712

yt;dw

·Anti !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #488,718

@previous (B)
Here's the TL;DR version: 'Garfield told me Satan was the true GAWD' and some other grate grains of ~~insanity~~ truth.

+Anonymous C — 10.1 years ago, 19 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #488,774

I like Garfield strip where it turns oot that he's been abandoned and is hallucinating Jon while he's slowly starving to death.

·Anti !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 20 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #488,775

@previous (C)
It was a fitting explanation to the strip. Could've really ended the whole thing there.

Edit: Pic didn't work for w/e reason, but for anyone who hasn't read these 2spooky4u Oct '89 comics. http://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1989/10/23

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

+Anonymous D — 10.1 years ago, 43 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #488,780

@previous (Anti !M6R0eWkIpk)

·Anti !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #488,810

@previous (D)
I know, I know. Keep in mind this is juat psychological warfare by the reptoids to make us doubt our feline allies.

Although if you find yourself eating catfood... it may be too late.

+Anonymous E — 10.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #488,811

@previous (Anti !M6R0eWkIpk)

Does licking yourself in public count?

·Anti !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #488,816

@previous (E)
Like... licking your fingertips while eating hotwings... or attempting to groom yourself with your tongue? If it's the latter, then you have a lot in common with the woman featured in the OP video and yes, there's not much to be done at that point. Don't be disheartened if that's the case, it doesn't mean you can't find a home as an agent for the reptilian resistance movement.

·Anonymous E — 10.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #488,817

@previous (Anti !M6R0eWkIpk)

Reptiles are the sworn enemy of cats?

·Anti !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #488,819

@previous (E)
Of course.

Long ago cats came to Earth to assist humanity in the fight against reptilians from Alpha Draconis. The Egyptians were really the first to figure out their true significance and as a result, revered cats, and ended up with stolen reptilian tech to build the pyramids by working together with felines against reptoids, etc.

·Anonymous E — 10.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #488,821

@previous (Anti !M6R0eWkIpk)

Explains the forked tongues.

·kook !!NBBLPn+WZ — 10.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #488,907

@488,775 (Anti !M6R0eWkIpk)
It's so fucking creepy!

·kook !!NBBLPn+WZ — 10.1 years ago, 23 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #488,909

You know what's a sad cartoon? Grave of the Fireflies

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 10.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #488,915

@previous (kook !!NBBLPn+WZ)
I have that on one of my hard drives.

·Anti !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 36 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #488,916

@488,907 (kook !!NBBLPn+WZ)

The video, comic strips, or the reptoids? Agree on all accounts.

@488,909 (kook !!NBBLPn+WZ)

Word.

+Maddy !kCITGirlXc — 10.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #488,920

@OP

lolwot?

+Garfield — 10.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #488,925

I AM THE CAT DEMON! I AM SOMEONES SCHIZOPHRENIC HALLUCINATION!

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 3 days later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #489,746

@previous (Garfield)
You're not nice, Garfield. I was warned about you, you're a bad demon kitty slash conduit of Satan.

@488,920 (Maddy !kCITGirlXc)
Tbh, it was something we all knew, we just didn't want to admit it. The lasagna game has benefited from Satan's work through Jim Davis for years, bud.

·Maddy !kCITGirlXc — 10.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #489,748

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)

If you say so, I'm not questioning your connection with Satan. Are you sure that woman isn't just suffering from the most severe case of autism on record though?

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 20 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #489,754

@previous (Maddy !kCITGirlXc)
Okay, so it's a real possibility.

Tbf after reviewing the readings from my schizOmeter and autisOmeter she's approaching ratings close to Gayle Schuler. As a result, she could be a tad delusional, but like just a little bit.

So Satan may not be entirely responsible for her autism/neurosis, let's still give the devil his due, even if he didn't have to do much legwork for this one.

P.S. Hail Satan.

·Maddy !kCITGirlXc — 10.1 years ago, 19 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #489,757

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)

Of course, we should always give Satan his dues. Even if he didn't really have anything to do with it at all.

P.S. Hail Satan

·Anti !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 10.1 years ago, 2 weeks later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #492,295

No1cars, but this non-schizophrenic autist youtard has posted more 100% sane vlogs exposing the sinister world of Garfield and her origin as part cat due to her mother being inseminated by the demonic entity known as Garfield (perhaps best known for loving lasagna and hating Mondays).

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