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Topic: Reasons why China is the best country in the world.

+On !Uvm54ORbmo10.5 years ago #44,622

They claimed so.
That's all.

+Anonymous B10.5 years ago, 7 minutes later[T] [B] #487,981

Did you hear about the look-a-like competition in China?

Everybody won.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 10.5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #487,984

@previous (B)
Except Mao. Nobody can claim they look alike Mao and stay alive

+Anonymous C10.5 years ago, 19 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #488,028

How can China be the best country in the world if North Korea is the best country in the world?

·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 10.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #488,029

@previous (C)
See @OP

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI10.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #488,030

@488,028 (C)
North Korea isn't the best country in the world, just the best Korea.

+Louie G.K. Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.10.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #488,031

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

North Korea is the only true Korea.

·Anonymous B10.5 years ago, 22 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #488,033

@previous (Louie G.K. Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
Louie G.K. Ph.D is full of BULLSHITS

·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 10.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #488,036

@previous (B)
Nice, another quality thread ruined by your raging obsession.

·Anonymous B10.5 years ago, 34 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #488,040

Henry_Chau_.jpg@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
I have nothing against Louie and nothing for Louie.

Meanwhile in Hong Kong:

A guy who cooked his parents was sentenced to life in prison after confessing to their murders. According to Sport Act, Henry Chau of Hong Kong not only murdered his parents, but he dismembered them, salted them, and then cooked their bodies. He stored both of their heads in a freezer where they were found two weeks later by police.

“People may wonder why you did this. The fact there is no obvious answer is what makes you so dangerous. You fail in everything but the piano. You always blame your faults on others but not yourself [...] your parents became the victims of your blame,” said Justice Michael Stuart-Moore.

The guy who cooked (Microwaved) his parents actually confessed to the crimes in a text message sent to a pal. According to The Source, Chau referred to himself as a “psychopath,” and blamed his childhood for his actions. Authorities say that the body parts were found in garbage cans after they were cooked like “barbequed pork.”

“The heads were placed neatly on towels with their eyes not fully closed,” Mak Chun-hung, the forensic officer who made the discovery, told the court during an earlier hearing.

Air freshener had been sprayed throughout the flat to mask the stench and “salted” body parts were found in plastic boxes. A shopping list was also discovered, the South China Morning Post reported. On it were the words: “Knives, saw blades, bleach, refrigerators and microwave ovens."

Mr Chau’s motives remain unclear although he “blamed his mother for forcing him to study piano”, the newspaper said.

He also “hated his father because he refused to turn down the television volume when he was trying hard to study in his school days.” Mr Chau reportedly told psychiatrists he wanted to achieve something important before reaching 30.

The guy who cooked his parents was handed a double life sentence, and was also sentenced to nine plus years for “preventing a proper burial” for his mom and dad. Bottom line: He is not getting out of prison... ever.

·Anonymous D10.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #488,041

@previous (B)
Well, it sounds like he achieved something important. How old is he?

·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 10.5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #488,042

@488,040 (B)
Citation needed

·Anonymous B10.5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #488,043

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Did the Commies hide this from news in Hong Kong?
Start here and follow the bottom references.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Glory_Chau_and_Moon_Siu

Please do not ask for cooking instructions.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 10.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #488,044

@previous (B)
I think they did
Also now I know too much they will send spies to kidnap me at night
thanks asshole

·Anonymous B10.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #488,045

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Lots of news today about people disappearing from Hong Kong. Not a mystery when one looks at mainland looking at its accusation.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 10.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #488,046

@previous (B)
Not what the commie think
They want a news undisclosed, absolutely no one must know about it
Even if that means kidnapping those who knew

·Anonymous B10.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #488,047

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
> Even if that means kidnapping those who knew

Yes that appears to be the case.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 10.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #488,048

@previous (B)
Yeah so fuck you I'll be the next

·Anonymous C10.5 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #488,105

@488,030 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
@488,029 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
@488,031 (Louie G.K. Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
Perhaps honest and true Korea is at least in the running for second gratest country. They could have hydrogen bombs now, so that's a possible apocalypse scenario, which is a plus in my book. If nothing else they deserve an honorable mention.

+Anonymous F10.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #488,107

@previous (C)
One launch towards Amerika and 15 minutes later North Korea ends existence.
May take longer so wind does not blow atomic shit in air towards quality South Korea.

·Louie G.K. Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.10.5 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #488,109

@488,105 (C)

I'd say honorable mention, Russia actually has H-bombs.

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